Moonbeam_Starlight
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:52 PM
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Jesus is coming!!!! LOOK BUSY!!!! |
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You, over there! Put that AWAY!
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:56 PM
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12. hes like the crazy uncle |
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who you hide in a spare bedroom when company comes over
:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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Straight Shooter
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:54 PM
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2. But I'm EATING. Can't I finish my dinner? |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:54 PM
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3. Can someone help me off of this Nerf Crucifix? |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:54 PM
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4. I have a sticker that says that on my mirror |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:55 PM
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He was behind the sofa the whole time!
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:56 PM
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7. Who was he hiding from? |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:58 PM
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He was hiding from bush!!!
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:00 AM
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17. I bet Jesus would smack the shit outta Bush! |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:55 PM
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6. Do I have to delete my porn bookmarks? Does he check the computers? |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:56 PM
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8. I wish that were true! |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:56 PM
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9. He's going to be on Celebrity Fear Factor this week. |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:56 PM
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10. I just logged off the porn sites |
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:56 PM
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11. I work with a guy named Jesus. He's right here. |
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Don't worry he won't bother you.
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:57 PM
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13. don't hide the light of america |
Moonbeam_Starlight
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:58 PM
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14. Ok I just found a button that just |
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comes right out and says it. No mincing words, no beating around about it. It says
"STOP USING JESUS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A NARROW-MINDED BIGOTED ASSHOLE."
Boy I wonder how it would go over if I started wearing THAT around here?
LOL!
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Sun Nov-07-04 11:59 PM
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16. I have a T-shirt that says this. I intend to wear it frequently.... |
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I also have one that I used to wear ironicallÿ:
Camouflage, emblazoned on front: "GOD SQUAD: On Duty For Jesus," and on sleeve: "Walking Witness"
But now I'm not sure it's so funny...I always thought the combo of army fabric and Jesus sentiments was creepy and contradictory, but now it's just a little "too true to be good."
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:00 AM
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I just found a couple more I'm going to have to get:
"Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who claim to have found it."
AND
"I'm for the separation of church and hate."
Good ones.
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:00 AM
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19. Oh Shit! And this time he really is a pissed off ... |
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sheet metal worker, just like Robin Williams predicted! We're SO screwed!
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:02 AM
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He passes to Moses,
Moses shoots,
HE SCORES!! :silly:
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:09 AM
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22. The crowd goes wild...Score: Christians 2, Lions 10 |
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The Christians are really getting eaten alive by this Lions team today folks!
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:09 AM
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21. It's OK, he likes us, |
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Edited on Mon Nov-08-04 12:09 AM by MissMarple
A LOT. :bounce:
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