I'm Santa Claus! - Democratic Underground

freetobegay

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:19 AM
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I'm Santa Claus!

I'm checking my list & I'm checking it twice & I'll damn sure know who been naughty or nice!

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NYC Liberal

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:20 AM
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1. Tell your friend the Easter Bunny he left his scooter at my house.

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freetobegay

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:21 AM
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2. LOL!

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Dukakis88

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:22 AM
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3. Has the Patriot Act made your job any easier, Santa?

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freetobegay

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:24 AM
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5. Yes, whoevers name is not on it is who I'm going after!

:evilgrin:

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Coyote_Bandit

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:23 AM
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4. Did You Get the Letter I Sent Last Year?

I'm p*ssed. I wanted a new president.

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freetobegay

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:25 AM
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7. I can't please everybody!

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jdots

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:25 AM
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6. dear sandy claws

can i have rapture puppy for xmas my dog is lonely,they eat dog food too don't they? thank you fritz

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freetobegay

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:27 AM
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9. See answer above.

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GingerSnaps

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:26 AM
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8. Kris

I asked for a new president last year and you told me that he was on backorder and that my gift would be delivered to me by Nov 3rd. :shrug:

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freetobegay

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:28 AM
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10. It's still on back order!

I had to may orders for dildo's to fill. All from Southern States! I' still trying to figure that one out.

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Book Lover

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:29 AM
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11. Jesus! How many times to we atheists have to piss on your parade?

There is no Santa Claus. I defy you to prove you exist!

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freetobegay

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Mon Nov-08-04 12:35 AM
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12. Now if NORAD can track me you know I must be real!

Edited on Mon Nov-08-04 12:36 AM by freetobegay

:evilgrin:

http://www.noradsanta.org/

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