Democrats need some irrational pressure groups like the NRA

[Dukakis88]

So I'm founding one tonight... The National Box-cutter Association (NBA).

ALERT, NASCAR DADS AND SECURITY MOMS. The so-called "conservatives" like George "Wussyfuck McAsspants" Bush want to take away your God-given, inalienable right to bear boxcutters!

First they took away our right to bring them on to airplanes. What's next? Registering all owners of box cutters? Banning research into fully automatic "assault" boxcutters which could open a hundred boxes per minute and place America in the undisputed lead in box-opening efficiency?

Make no mistake. If we allow the GOP attack on box-cutter afficianados to continue unchecked, someday the U.N. One World Government WILL come knocking at our doors, looking to open our boxes and take away our precious belongings. Where will you be, if you can't open the boxes first and move those belongings to a safer place? FUCKED, that's where. And that's just where the President wants you. Fucked up the ass with a silent U.N. stealth box-cutter that comes in the night, without warning and opens all your boxes at will.

THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW! PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF ALL SPORT BOX-CUTTERS AND BOX-CUTTER AFFICIANADOS. BECAUSE TAKING AWAY OUR BOX-CUTTERS WILL ONLY OPEN ANOTHER PANDORA'S BOX.

[Joe Momma]

1. i am sure the gay community could come up with something.

[alittlelark]

2. Doesn't sound like it will be popular.....

try "HELP ME GET A JOB, DAMMIT'. I know far too many of them....



But, I'll sign onto the 'boxcutter brigade'. I'VE GOT FED-EX'S OUT MY ASS......HELP!!!!!

[President Jesus]

3. moveon?

[jdots]

4. Lets start up some Box Cutter Magazines

There are about 30 gun magazines at any super market.
if they outlawed Box Cutteres only Box Cutters would have Box Cutters Register Liberals not Box Cutters

[Elidor]

5. It's a god-given fact:

If they didn't kill ya with box-cutters, they'd kill ya with pruning shears, so don't criminalize my box-cutters!

[LightTheMatch]

6. I totally agree...

I think that's a brilliant idea.