Say something outrageous. I dare you.

[yvr girl]

[NYC Liberal]

1. Bush is actually a genius, but he's too modest to show it!

:o

[jpgray]

2. Well, in this thread I predict not saying "something outrageous"...

will be in effect just that.

[ZenLefty]

3. What? Decapitated heads floating in water isn't enough for you?

Tough room. *sigh*

[yvr girl]

4. child's play

Decapitated heads are for sissies.

[the Princess]

5. Well at the risk of being judged

I believe sex outside a marriage can be a good thing providing the two people involved both agree on this.

Outrageous enough??

Now I will wait for the angry mob to show up at my door to burn me at the stake. LOLOL

[WindRavenX]

7. the key is-

"if the two people involved both agree"
I agree, but IMHO, it isn't for me :hi:

[the Princess]

12. Yes that is the key! :)

[brainshrub]

6. I swear to only eat provolone cheese until Bush is out of the whitehouse

and Dems control the Senate.

I'm not serious, but is that outrageous enough for you?

[WindRavenX]

14. shit dude, your heart is gonna go to hell

Eat a carrot or two a day, ok?

[tigereye]

34. that's a lot of cheese

hey Brainshrub!

[Maple]

8. 'Something outrageous'

There you are.

[jpgray]

10. Now post that twenty times

Or else my reply makes no sense.

:dunce:

[Elidor]

9. Your momma says you ugly

Thank god you didn't double-dog dare me.

[yvr girl]

18. Oh, but I do

I double-dog dare you, punk

[Elidor]

19. I neglected to put an evil grin in there

I'll leave now, while my limbs are still intact...

[yvr girl]

23. Don't run - I wasn't offended. I was just trying to channel

Dirty Harry

[exJW]

11. They hate us for our freedom.

If I hear that one more time.... let's just say I'll be able to answer the question of whether or not severed heads will float.

[WindRavenX]

15. oh yeah

You mean our freedoms to take freedom away from, oh, say, GAYS? Yeah they HATE that freedom :crazy:

[haele]

13. My cat's poop is larger than my dog's...

(...even though my dog outweighs my cat by a good thirty pounds.)

Poopy! I'm going to bed. I've got to go to work tomorrow.

:P

Haele

[pdx_prog]

27. That's some cat there...

[Dukakis88]

16. The Nazis had quite a flair for graphic design.

[ReadTomPaine]

21. LOL - this is my fave so far!

[Dukakis88]

17. Stephen Hawking is just lazy.

He could walk and talk if he wanted to. The guy is just another symptom of our selfish, consumer-oriented "me first" age. He'd rather be eating nachos and smoking pot than getting out of his chair and getting a real job.

[bloodyjack]

20. Sure but his wife is HOT

[alittlelark]

22. I AM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I'm straight.... how boring.

[donheld]

24. i hate foreskin

:evilgrin: Outrageous enough?

[Dukakis88]

26. I'm kind of fascinated by it...

Since I don't have any, due to the Zionist conspiracy to deprive me of smegma.

[jimbo fett]

28. I was about to say "foreskin" and then I saw your post.

Is that sick that two people on here thought of the same bizarre thing?

Were we separated at birth or do we have some kind of psychic bond?

[peacefreak]

25. George W Bush is the best president we ever had

and I want to have his love child to propagate the race & keep his genes going (good enough for you?)

[JimmyJazz]

29. I lust after Short Bus President

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

35. And, oh-so-painfully-clearly,

you are the ONLY one. Unless you count GOPisEvil, but I'm beginning to think he's just a tease. I mean, well over a year now and I STILL haven't gotten my cases of shiner or my steamy hot mansex outta him. ;-)

Thanks, sphincterbeanie!

[Mandate My Ass]

38. Yes, nobody wants you

mostly cuz you're scavery and not in the least cromulent. How's that for a reality gob-smack?

[short bus president]

40. Hey you -

my gobs have been smacked so hard by reality lately it burns when I pee. But still, that's some mighty sweet lovey-dovey talkin' you do. :P

[Dukakis88]

30. psychic bond? as in "use the foreskin, Luke!"

[the Princess]

31. I'm not wearing any underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOL

[Tyler Durden]

32. I'M wearing YOUR underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not really, but the thought is kinda kinky.

[the Princess]

33. So that's where they went! My favorite lacy ones too! :)

[XNASA]

36. I invented the 'question mark'.

[yvr girl]

37. A flu epidemic might help clean out the heartland

[short bus president]

41. Sure,

but it's gonna fuck lung-land all up.

:P

[auburngrad82]

39. that thing poking out of Cheney's shirt is a Dick head

[Sin]

42. Hump lets see

what the dark parts of my mind can come up with.
I would like to capture a repuke belt sand off all its skin and then role it around in rock salt. OK thats about as twisted as i can come up with.