Yay, 3 months without sex.

[CanuckAmok]

Now I can do ANYTHING!

[HEyHEY]

1. Try going for four!

[jdots]

2. how long have you gone without shoes ?

[CanuckAmok]

3. my own shoes? never. Someone else's stilettos? 3 months.

n/t

[HEyHEY]

4. That sounds like a threat

[LightTheMatch]

5. Ugh!

Don't do that... go get some, right now!

[yvr girl]

6. speeding bullets, locomotives and tall buildings are nothing for you, eh

Don't you have a cool new abode to focus on?

BTW, sex is so last year.

[HEyHEY]

7. Not for me - for me it's like sooo 2001

[CanuckAmok]

9. wait...didn't we have a date or something?

I'll start swimming.

[yvr girl]

11. We did...I thought you stood me up...

It seems that you're just late, really late. I think that you should have a bouquet of flowers clutched between your teeth as you swim to the mainland. Or, you could take the ferry. I hate when my dates show up covered in barnacles and seaweed.

[HEyHEY]

12. And reaking like "Sunshine sauce" and red jello cubes

[CanuckAmok]

13. Oh, so much for "Plan A".

"I hate when my dates show up covered in barnacles and seaweed."


I really don't think this is working our between us. I think we should see other people.

[ilovenicepeople]

16. Why is it late at nite it seems like everyone is from BC?

:hi: :smoke: :hi: I'll race Ya to Vancouver,but I only dogpaddle.

[yvr girl]

18. Well let me see

the whole red part of the states - they don't hang here. It's 2:40 am on the east coast.

What's with all this swimming. I know there are ferries. Maybe even fairies.

[HEyHEY]

20. I'd rather die than ride a BC ferry

Or is that "I'll die if I eat BC ferry food"?

[yvr girl]

21. Sunshine Breakfast

C'mon that's a classic.

[HEyHEY]

22. yeah, it is

I must admit - I'll always be in love with those little plastic covers they put on the food

[yvr girl]

19. sniff, sniff

How could you just break my heart like that. You cad.

No wonder it's been 3 months.

[Seabiscuit]

8. Laura Bush has you topped -

she quit when Dubya quit drinking - he just wasn't any "fun" any more.

[GingerSnaps]

10. What is sex?

Did you ever notice that if you take the s off of sex you are left with "ex"?

I wonder why? :shrug:

[ilovenicepeople]

17. Take the X out of sex

se what you get.:hi:

[LightTheMatch]

14. so...

Why did you do it, anyway? Any particular reason you haven't had sex in 4 months?

Just looking for a new partner?

[realisticphish]

15. 19 years and counting

dont feel bad...


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Scooter24]

23. OMG....

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[realisticphish]

24. im nineteen years old

dont panic:)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Scooter24]

29. oh...*phew*

I was about to say that a trip to Vegas might be in order. lol

[realisticphish]

30. lol

well it STILL might be in order...or maybe Windsor; they've got gambling, they're not too far from me, and i can drink in canada...

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Dukakis88]

33. 33 fucked-up years

34 in January.

I've discussed this ad nauseam elsewhere.

[Champ]

25. Me, about 9 hours

Hopefully I can do it again in 9-10 hours. :bounce:

[yvr girl]

26. That's quite the recovery rate you have

They have these blue pills you might like to try.

[Champ]

28. Don't need them

9-10 hours is when I see my g/f again :)

[yvr girl]

32. You have sex with your girlfriend

shocking.

hee, hee, hee

[phrenzy]

27. Is that a lot?

What the hell?!?! Am I supposed to feel bad for you? It's been since last year since I've had some... Before that girlfriend it was another year.

Some people act like getting sex is as easy as snapping your fingers - Unless your willing to bang anything that moves - it's not that simple.

[SarahB]

35. You mean it isn't as easy as snapping your fingers?

If you're a decent looking woman it is. Seriously, it's as easy as heck- with some fine looking men too. The thing is though I'd rather have some positive feelings, know the man fairly well, and have it be within the context of a relationship. Therefore, I get to remain frustrated too.... :crazy:

[trigz]

31. Three? Try EIGHT!!

I went eight months without f--- all during the latter stages of a bad relationship and the period afterwards, when I was sick & tired of women and found comfort in computer games, friends & beer.

Needless to say, when the drought ended, I was a happy, happy man... :D

[skypilot]

34. Three months????

Pftt. Amateur.