Women Fight Over Sneezing In Church - One Exposes Her ASS To Other

[matcom]

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POLICE in western Germany were called to a city church after two women began fighting outside because one of them could not stand the other's incessant sneezing during a service.

A 28-year-old woman began insulting another lady whose cold could not be controlled at the church in Kaiserslautern, city police said.

The second then exposed her buttocks to her accuser, despite her illness, and the two eventually came to grips outside.

Witnesses at the scene pulled the two apart. The woman with the cold received a minor eye injury in the fracas.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11318908%255E13762,00.html

[Maddy McCall]

1. Sounds like a woman after your own heart, eh, Matcom?

:evilgrin:

[acmavm]

2. Ah, those good old Christian values strike again. Start a ruckus because

someone has a cold.

From the headline I thought that this was something that happened in some fundy church in this country. Just a matter of time...

[arwalden]

10. Sounds Like An Episode Of The Simpsons. What Idiots!

[flakey_foont]

3. Gives whole new meaning

to "turn the other cheek"

[clydefrand]

6. Love it!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!

[Tanuki]

4. literal minded

Maybe the mooning churchgoer was just trying to turn the other cheek!

on edit--aw, concerned parent, you beat me to the punchline by one minute!:D

[WoodrowFan]

5. HUH? how did??

How did one woman get an eye injury from being mooned?? How close was she???!?!?!!??!!??!!?

[alevensalor]

7. Maybe the other chick farted?

[niwi]

8. Christian values are more fun

when someone's ass ends up hanging out.

[LisaLynne]

9. Now, see ...

I might still be going to church if stuff like that would happen more often. :)