CAPTION, please: "Is This Mike On?"

[disgruntella]

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. AHHHHHHHHH!!! A real question!!!

[ForrestGump]

2. I'm 'Enery the Eighth I am... 'Enery the Eighth I am, I am....

[madmax]

3. Geeeezz he's a bit manic, isn't he!!

Ack!! :scared:

[Code_Name_D]

4. "GOD bless America....."

Ladys and Gentemen. Our Nationl Anthem!

GOD

bless America.......

[Code_Name_D]

5. Some one must of told him about his poll numbers.

nt

[peterh]

6. I know there’s been some things said about me and orgies…

This I will say….saying ahhhhh…can get you very popular… :evilgrin:

[smallprint]

7. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeyiiiiiiiii

aint got nooobooooooody

nobodyyy

cares for me

noboooody

nobooooody


(sung to the tune of "i'm just a gigolo"

[leftofthedial]

8. I not only imitate a legitimate gubernatorial candidate

I do a mean Al Jolson too!

"Mammie, I'm gonna kick yua ess! Oh Mammieeee!"

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "I only eat Telefunkin dey are de best!"

"De Master Race De The Race I'm Intrested In!"

[skip fox]

10. "And in the showerroom after a workout with all those

gigantic muscles tensing and rolling just beneth the frothing surface of skin like an ocean you could dive in if the soap slips who's to know where your hand goes to grab it, I say YIKES!!! . . . I mean it was great . . . Opps. I mean I made it all up . . . except for the tensing and rolling . . . gosh!"

[CO Liberal]

11. "This is How I Make Maria Go Down On Me......"

:-)

[cosmicdot]

12. I find it funny that if this was a movie I was starring in ...

... I'd be the bad guy ... wow total recall ... terminate me ... ahahahaha ... I'm collateral damage ... yah ... vote for me ... ahhhnold ... but, seriously folks, I love this roll of participating in the process of destroying and making mockery of this country and its democracy ... as you know, I come from old Europe ... ah, the memories ... can anyone guess what year I became a citizen here or when or if I ever voted ... great door prizes to the winners ...

((add Ahhhnold accents where appropriate))

[bobthedrummer]

13. "I don't believe I ever said such a repulsive thing"

eom

[XNASA]

14. "My eyes, the goggles, they do nothing!!"

Or.. "Someone please, give me a job. I lowered my quote to $8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd. Don't make me punch your throat!"

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. Rainer Wolfcastle!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!

[maxanne]

15. see kids

this is vhy plastic surgery is dangerous! My face is frozen this vay.

:scared:

[sexybomber]

16. WHEEEE!!!

The drugs just hit me! Now we can have an all-night coke orgy in the back room of the convention center!

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. Crush your enemies... see them driven before you...

hear the lamentations of the women.

Now, watch me demonstrate one of the excellent gang bang moves I learned back when I was a free-wheeling steriod monkey.