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Mon Nov-08-04 11:02 AM
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If Democrats Were Exactly Like Republicans Say We Are |
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If Democrats Were Exactly Like Republicans Say We Are:
I hate freedom, I hate the United States.
I want Osama to be President and I want the UN to delegate our foreign policy.
I love big government and want them to do everything for me. I can't think for myself.
I danced in the streets on 9/11 and cheered for the terrorists who carried out Allah's will. (mods, please don't kill me...I've been accused of doing this by some wingnuts, so I thought it was a good one--and remember, this is a joke!)
Anyone have any more?
P.S. Please don't ban me, mods!
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:03 AM
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1. I worship Satan and kill babies! |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:04 AM
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But change it to "eat babies" and it's even better. :evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:05 AM
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3. We're rich elitists.... |
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...who want to give handouts to the poor.
That's logic, huh.
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:06 AM
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4. I am the Anti EVERYTHING |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:08 AM
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5. We're all communists who want everyone to have insurance, and bankrupt the |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:09 AM
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6. I encourage young people to becomes gay or lesbian. nt |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:13 AM
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8. And I encourage them to marry! |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:21 AM
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11. Marry! I'm still working on getting them to be promiscuous! |
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So, now I'll have to get them to CHEAT, too.
Is a Liberal's work never done???
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:12 AM
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7. I'm in the pay of The Frankfort School |
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Whatever that is.
(I think it's the New School for Social Research in NYC near NYU.)
--bkl
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:16 AM
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9. I want to merge the United States with France |
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and give up all power to make any decisions on our behalf.
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:16 AM
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I live here; I have a job; I pay taxes. But of course I don't support Bush because I want terrorists to come and blow us all up (which could include me, my city, and my family). I want to raise taxes for the benefit of freeloading poor people, even though I pay taxes myself. I want the laws to benefit ciminals, even though I'm as vulnerable to crime as anybody else. I hate the United States, although I continue to live here, pay my taxes and obey the laws. I volnteered as a poll monitor to be sure everyone could vote. Until 11/3, I even put up a flag every morning. But, yeah, listen to the Republicans tell you I hate America. Feh.
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:25 AM
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12. I'm still trying to figure out how Dem/Liberal women |
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are supposed to abort all their unborn and yet have crack babies for the welfare checks . . .
Is there a "head exploding" smilie?
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:27 AM
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13. I want to ban High School and College Football |
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I want to make every hateful thought a crime I want to make everyone a vegetarian I want everone to drive electric cars I want to put Christians in Jail I want to replace the military with meditators beaming goodwill to our enemies.......
I think these are some of the stereotypes..........
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:32 AM
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14. I want to start the take a terrorist home program. |
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Edited on Mon Nov-08-04 11:34 AM by KellyPaDem
Very similar to take your daughter to work but you have to sponsor a hard working terrorist.
Also I want to hand out condoms to toddlers.
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:37 AM
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15. I want to ban the bible /nt |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:47 AM
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16. "We've been at war with Christians for 15 years." |
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That's what some nut-job minister was quoted as saying in the Detroit Free Press on Sunday.
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:47 AM
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17. I wish people would stop badmouthing Josef Stalin (nt) |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:49 AM
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18. I want our soldiers to be armed with spitballs n/t |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:50 AM
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I wouldn't have time to reply to this - I'd be getting an abortion right now!
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:54 AM
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20. I want to have sex with all the Republican men |
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I want them bad! I want to force them to have sex with me and to marry me and never, ever allow another Republican man to have sex with a woman. Ever.
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:55 AM
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First thing the Democrats will do is pass a law that requires the forced buggery of all straight, white, Republican men.
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:58 AM
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23. The homelier they are, the more we want them! |
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Mon Nov-08-04 11:54 AM
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we'd still be better than them!
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:25 PM
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24. I want small businesses taxed heavily so they won't innovate |
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And I serve tofu, sushi, and latte at all my same-sex orgies!
If I had my way, there would be a cabinet-level Department of Hollywood that would dictate the country's values.
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:30 PM
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25. As a woman, I'm smelly, unkempt, and hairy |
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I braid my armpit hair, cherish my facial hair, reek to high heaven, and don't have a decent outfit in my closet.
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Mon Nov-08-04 05:42 PM
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26. So, you're Ann Coulter then? |
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No, wait--you're Michelle Malkin! No, Laura Ingraham!
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