I'm eating a very sour apple- Ask Me Anything!

[Beware the Beast Man]

[Gothic Sponge]

1. No worm in it?

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. No worm.

nt

[MissMillie]

2. Granny Smith?

or some other variety?

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. I think it may be.

But Granny Smiths are green, right? This one's red.

[Cobalt Violet]

3. Is it a blue state apple?

I think most apples are blue state apples.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. It may be.

[jimbo fett]

7. Did you wash it? Did you slice it or just bite into it?

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. I washed it with hot water,

Wiped it off with a paper towel, and sank my teeth right into it.

[Drifter]

8. What's the pucker factor ?

Cheers
Drifter

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Very puckery

:hi:

[Wat_Tyler]

9. Who was responsible for the sinking of the Bismarck?

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Gay Jews, according to some of the posters in GD.

:evilgrin:

[Wat_Tyler]

15. Close enough.

[jimbo fett]

13. Do you do the thing where you twist the stem and...

say a letter of the alphabet for each twist and the letter you end on is the initial of the name of the person you'll marry?

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. I leave the stem on, since I'm already married.

But I still give my wife the pop tabs on my soda can, wink-wink, nudge-nudge!

[jimbo fett]

16. You're tempting fate. The apple gods don't like to be ignored.