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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:18 PM
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Did you hear this one?
Prairie Home Companion had their joke show this weekend.

What's the difference between the Iraq War and the Vietnam War?

George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

:evilgrin:

How about this one?

Colon Powell was asked, "How do you know that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction?"

Colon answered, "Well, I think we have the receipts somewhere."

:crazy:
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Tesibria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:19 PM
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1. these are GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! nt
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:20 PM
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2. Also: Why don't Junior Leaguers go to orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:22 PM
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3. No, no, no! Rumsfeld has the receipts.


Rumsfeld!
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:23 PM
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4. Yep, there's Saddam handing Rummy the ...

receipts!! Ooo, if only I had Photoshop... :)
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:28 PM
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5. Paul Mooney
did the second one on Chappelle's show a while ago. dont know if that was the original place or what, but i love it regardless


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:29 PM
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6. One of My Favorites From the PHC Joke Shows
Q - How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?

A - *** sigh *** One....
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:31 PM
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7. My husband and I were cracking up at that one!
I love the joke show!
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