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Itchinjim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:39 PM
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I'm drinking a can of Coke that expires onJUL1805RXB!!
Mmmmmm, unexpired Coke.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:40 PM
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1. mmmm unexpired battery acid n/t
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:43 PM
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3. i am eating a Ming Dynasty peanut butter sandwich. n/t
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:41 PM
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2. JUL1805RXB -- That was R2D2's original name
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:46 PM
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4. You stole my fucking Coke. Where's my 75 cents you prick?
Edited on Mon Nov-08-04 01:47 PM by rkc3
On edit - sorry my Coke read JUL1805RXD.
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:48 PM
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5. First DUer to make a clever joke about pubic hair wins.
:-)
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:49 PM
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6. Do you know the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the ground?
Pfffffft. (A better joke when you make a spitting sound.)
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:51 PM
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7. It Expired in July, 1805?
You Better watch out, man. That Coke is 199 years old! It probably still haas active cocaine in it!
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Aiptasia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:53 PM
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8. I was born in RXB...
or was it RXC... I forget.
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