My cat doesn't want to hear anything more about stolen elections

[Jersey Devil]

He justs wants to take his naps without interruption. Why are cats so wise?

[sister moon]

1. Fuck yer cat

but I love the hat! :)

[Ninga]

2. Tell your cat that while he/she naps, the mouse

will tie his tail in a knot and then light a firecracker under his nose.

He who snoozes, looses.

[mhr]

3. Ah, Tin Foil Hats Will Solve All Are Problems

eom

[aquart]

4. Aww, you think you're being cute.

[Maat]

8. My cats are tired of it, too!

Mommy running around screaming, disturbing their napping.

But the point about not snoozing while Rome burns is a good one, too.

Perhaps I can go about my activism a bit more quietly (around the house).

[helnwhls]

5. where can I get an aluminium cap as sool as that?

What a patient kitty!

[Aiptasia]

6. Yeah but they lick themselves..

and my cat only seems to have time for me when there's no food in the dish.

Meow = "feed cat" in my house. Don't get me wrong, he's 13 lbs. and he's not one of these super long cats, so he's a tubby tabby. He's always looking for a puddle of sunshine to curl up in but is just too busy with himself when he's well fed...

Bad kitty, that's my chocolate chicken pot pie.

[miss_kitty]

7. because they know how to prioritise-mostly

food: when hungry or bored
sleep: when tired or bored
playing with stuff: when feeling playful or bored.

That's the secret.

[sister moon]

9. off topic, but are you British?

Just wondering since you spelled prioritize with an "s".Don't worry, I'm not a spelling cop!

[miss_kitty]

10. no it's just that

most the stuff I read is british, canadian, aussie, kiwi (news) and I just forget...I use the U in colour too...:)