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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:15 PM
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A very special message from Bush!
Edited on Mon Nov-08-04 02:27 PM by Gothic_Sponge
The Bush message:

From this day on, the official language of AMERICA will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
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Bjornsdotter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:17 PM
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1. Swedish eh....

....well I can do that. The question is can George?

Skol,
Kim :toast:
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:18 PM
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2. Since Bush doesn't know the difference between Sweden and Switzerland. . .
That should be a bit easier for people to fake.
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slappypan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:18 PM
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3. Ha! Is that from "Bananas"?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:19 PM
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4. Yes!
You win a cigar!
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slappypan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:21 PM
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6. "Dinner with the President ....
dinner with the President ... ?"
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:41 PM
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8. Opens the closet with Harp player inside.
;)
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:21 PM
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5. Scana Heyna Yooda yooda ?
good to see you're hard at work georgie
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:39 PM
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7. Really pushing that mandate, isn't he?
Dammit!...I'm still learning to speak American!

Making all children 16 years old makes them eligible for the death penalty.
When we execute minors, fewer minors will commit crimes. Justice is on the march.
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