Who's going or has gone dear hunting this year?

[pagerbear]

I need to bag me a dear! I need it bad!

[Dora]

1. Let me tell you a story / every man oughta know

If you want a little lovin'
You gotta start real slow

[jobycom]

2. I hear there are certain massage parlors

where that can be arranged...

[pagerbear]

3. Didn't that get another thread locked?

[jobycom]

4. Don't know, don't care. Not like this one is going anywhere. nt.

[pagerbear]

9. They can't all be winners

[jobycom]

14. True, true. No offense meant. I've had my share of stones. nt.

[short bus president]

5. I'm Lounge-stalking a lot - does that count? n/t

[JimmyJazz]

10. Yeah, but have you caught anyone yet? Aside from

GOPisEVIL!

[short bus president]

17. I don't kiss and tell!

But I WILL tell you I've managed to score a reasonably cromulent gig as a bouncer.

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

19. What do you mean you don't kiss and tell?

If you ever do catch GiE, you know you'll be begging skinner to put in on the homepage :P

[short bus president]

20. Nah, baby-doll.

Our hot man love thread won't NEED no steenkin' Skinner to make it sticky. :P

[JimmyJazz]

22. LOL - buttocksfez (I'm afraid I might get deleted if I stick with the

other pet name I have for you, even though you selected it)

Miss French Kitty told me she would be willing to be the photographer :P

Oh, but in keeping with this thread's theme - you still gotta catch him!

[short bus president]

23. if she's the photographer,

then what the hell are you? Umpire?

I can only imagine you'll have ample opportunity to call "foul."

;-)

[lumberingbear]

25. What's this I hear about "buttocks fuzz"??? eom

[JimmyJazz]

26. fez -

buttocks-fez!

[lumberingbear]

28. "Nevermind"

[JimmyJazz]

29. okay....

do you at least get it now? sphincterbeanie is another of our "pet" names for one another! Don't ask.

:shrug:

[Redleg]

6. Do you mean "deer hunting?"

Just curious.

[pagerbear]

7. self delete

[Village Idiot]

8. Got 3 - two does and a buck - last week.

YUM YUM!

[jobycom]

16. I got ten bucks

So I went to Whole Foods and bought a salad and a Kung Pao Tofu dish for 9.86, so I had fourteen cents left over.

Yum Yum. Not sure what you can do with 13 cents, though. Not much doe.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

11. My dad did this AM, inadvertantly.... check it out

That's a 6 point buck's antler in the windshield.

[TX-RAT]

12. I hear Bear seasons open.

Wonder what the limit is?
If we shoot you we'll have to mount you.

[jobycom]

15. Sure you don't mean beer season? nt

[lumberingbear]

27. BEAR SEASON?!?!?

:-( :-( :scared: :scared: :-( :-(

(but not lumbering bears I hope!!!)

[jukes]

13. pager

every1 knows you already get laid more than all of us, so kwitcher beggin'!

[pagerbear]

31. Where in the world did you get that idea?

You know what they say about folks who talk about it, right?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. My eight year old cousin dropped his first one already.

God, that kid was PROUD!! So cute.
Duckie

[Wapsie B]

21. Mmmmmmmmmm

deer sausage. Food for the gods!

[pagerbear]

24. Helleaux?!!!! DEAR, not DEER!!!!!!!!

Jeebus!!!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

30. I got it! Did you catch anyone yet?

:P