short bus president
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Mon Nov-08-04 02:29 PM
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I want to shave off DS1's beard |
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and wear it as a merkin. I'll likely need some volunteers to hold him down, and/or beat him into unconsciousness with a semi-frozen whole fryer. And do any of you know how to stitch hairpieces?
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bloodyjack
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Mon Nov-08-04 02:30 PM
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1. I thought merkins are woven from pubes |
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Mon Nov-08-04 02:46 PM
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What am I, some kind of traditionalist? I want a DS1-beard merkin and I WANT IT NOW!
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Mon Nov-08-04 02:47 PM
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3. I think they're a pube toupee... not made from pubes. |
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Mon Nov-08-04 02:50 PM
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4. Why not ask the American Merkin Company? |
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Mon Nov-08-04 04:03 PM
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5. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I never knew there were such things. Now I'm going to have nightmares about them.:scared:
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