Next year I'll have to rethink my Halloween costume

[MichaelHarris]

The crown of thorns was bad enough but those nails hurt like a son of a bitch.

Coming soon, Passion of the Christ action figures.

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. They aren't seriously coming out with Passion action figures?

are they?
I can see it now, little fundie children running around...look mommy Suffering Jesus just kicked GI Joe's ass. Mary Magdalene has just been abducted by Skeletor, I need the Green Power Ranger to save her!

[MichaelHarris]

3. naw I made that up but

you can bet someone is thinking about it. Christian action figures at a Walmart soon. John doll baptizing a Ken doll for his evil ways.

[truthpusher]

2. Easy, less controversial alternative...Hall n' Oates...

...Take a rope and tie it around a Quaker oats container, drag it around, and there you have it, Hall n' Oates.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. I was thinking about buying a bunch of sponges

and attaching them to myself, with a "Hi My Name is 'Bob'" sticker.

I think I'll do this next year if it's still popular...

[warrens]

5. I was too busy campaigning

But my concept for this year was one of those Bush masks and a bunch of intestines and stuff from the butcher shop. Maybe a few cut up dolls a la that Beatles butcher cover.

[JohnnyRingo]

6. Hahahaha...Did you drag a huge styrofoam cross?

With a Buxh/Cheney sticker?

I have a beard and long hair.....You have me thinking here.

[bif]

7. Check these costumes out

http://www.thestranger.com/2004-10-28/special.html