I can't take anymore of this; I'm leaving DU

[Skittles]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA OK who amongst you cretins thought SKITTLES would actually post a self-pitying boo-hoo I'M LEAVING THREAD? Give me your names so I can KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES - in SETS OF THREE!!! :D

[Shoeempress]

1. OK I understand kicking asses in sets of two, two feet that's reasonable,

But how can you do it in sets of three? Just curious.

[Skittles]

4. well the MEN are easy

they VOLUNTEER :o

[rhino47]

2. (_)_)

Something for you to aim at.
(_)_) (_)_) (_)_)
freak of nature that I am .

[AFSCME girl]

8. I was wondering if that

was a butt............

[Oilwellian]

36. These are better butts

(_!_)(_!_)(_!_):D

[AFSCME girl]

42. Woohoo!

Nice Butts! :evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. .

:spank:

[patdem]

5. Do you really expect me to reply to THAT post?

you think I am :crazy: :scared: ?

[Skittles]

9. YOU LOVE IT

say patdem, what's the complete comment in your profile?

[AFSCME girl]

6. YIKES, I did!

I fall for those "I'm leaving..." posts all the time :P

[slor]

7. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE SKITTLES...

You are too cute to leave!

[Skittles]

10. IT IS MY MISSION IN LIFE TO TORMENT CONSERVATIVES

AND DUers!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Wickerman]

11. WOW! I thought you were really leaving, Skittles!

not.

:)

Please don't kick my ass.

[Skittles]

I was raised by a Minnesotan!!!!

I am TOUGH!!!!!

[TeddyKGB]

12. You could've posted this in The Lounge, though.

:(

[Skittles]

17. I figured it was related to the election

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[underseasurveyor]

13. Well kick mine then *bending over*

My jaw dropped and my puppy dogs jumped up out of their sleep when I said, :wow:

(((SKITTLES)))

:spank:
May I please have another...LOL...I am not worthy I am not worthy.

[annabanana]

14. heehee

I just LOVE a good laugh in the middle of the day>> Thanks!
(I'm not going anywhere either)

[seabeyond]

15. bah hahahah, i dont even know you skittles

but when i saw your i am leaving and looked at your name, and waited for computer to take me in here, i said, nahhh. this person isnt really leaving just a joke, not skittles.

funny you, lol lol

[Maddy McCall]

16. I want to be in the ass-kicking group with ZombyWoof, Dookus, and Rowdyboy

I understand that that is a group of four, but I promise none of us will offer any resistance. :-)

[Skittles]

ZombyWoof is so freaking loud

I keep yelling at him STOP SCREAMING OR I'LL STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maddy McCall]

21. LOL!

Ouch! :-)

[Pithlet]

18. If you left, I'd kick your ass.

So, you have to stay, anyway.

[Skittles]

20. those neocon bastards have me down but not OUT

I wouldn't leave DU OR my country! No INDEED!!!

[spanone]

19. Why I oughta..............................................................

[Bake]

22. You'd best set aside a whole day and bring your lunch ...

As I have a very large ass ...

Bake

[Skittles]

24. LOL

I remember the guys from Jackson when I was in the Air Force - the new recruits right out of basic had to process through me - most of them were scared to death at the sight of my stripes and all they could say was YES MA'AM. The guys from Jackson were more likely to say HEY YOU WANNA DATE WITH ME? :D

[merh]

23. (_E=m c2_)

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=m c2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

[Skittles]

25. HA HA HA

I LIKE THOSE!!!

[merh]

28. glad you liked those

after reading your post, I figured you would!
(_E=m c2_)

[madrchsod]

26. SKITTLE LEAVING!!!!!!!

ya right..she`ll never quit like some well known politician did last week...

[leftchick]

27. Not I.....

do please don't kick my ass! :)

[Redleg]

29. LOL!

I thought maybe you had gone insane but I can now see you are the same old SKITTLES.

[Skittles]

30. HOWDY REDLEG

KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES - THAT'S WHAT WE DO; YES *INDEED*!!!

[Q]

31. Okay....

...stop toying with our emotions.

- I look forward to your posts...er....sometimes.

- Have a good one.

[Old and In the Way]

32. You'll have to catch me 1st....and I mean it!

[Hell Hath No Fury]

33. When I saw the heading...

I thought, "Skittles, leaving? She needs her ass kicked!". :D

[indigobusiness]

34. I've been wanting you to kick my ass

for ages.

[Skittles]

35. YOU'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE

half the DU men reserve time for a good Skittles whipping! :D

[indigobusiness]

41. I can do that.

But, I'm not joining the army.

[GreenPartyVoter]

37. :P Thhhhbbbbfffpppptt for making me look!

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[leftofthedial]

38. Skittles

you are such a card!

[okieinpain]

39. I was thinking about doing it. I like getting flamed.

[Spirochete]

40. I didn't believe it

but you can kick my ass anyway. I probably deserve it for SOMETHING, anyhow.

On edit: goofed up the title. All those big words like "didn't" threw me off.

[underpants]

43. Damn!

I thought today would FINALLY be the day!

:evilgrin:

[fishnfla]

44. My name is ....

Dumbforass, I fell for it because you posted it in GD and they transferred it here. During the file transfer I almost cried. SAY IT ISNT SO!!!!!

<preparing for ass-kicking>

[niwi]

45. you fooled me, but i'm new n/m