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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:06 PM
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Whats your favorite trombone Joke ?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:07 PM
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1. I'll get back to you...
:hi:
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eataTREE Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:07 PM
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2. I only know viola jokes.
But I know a lot of them!
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:07 PM
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3. I didn't know they had trombone jokes... N/T
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:08 PM
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4. Is that a trombone in your pocket or are you Ron Jeremy?
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:09 PM
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5. Uummmm...
I played one and I'll be damend if I know any trombone jokes......
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FeelinGarfunkelly Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:10 PM
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6. Simpsons line
"Lisa, do you find something funny about the word 'trom-boner'?"
-Mr. Largo, the band teacher.

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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:10 PM
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7. 2 trombones walk into a bar...........oh that's rich
i peed my pants okay violla de-gamba jokes everyone has a bunch of those
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:15 PM
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8. Whats the difference between a pizza and a trombone player?
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:15 PM
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9. Extremely difficult to narrow the selection down to one or two......
.... that was no lady. That was my trombone. (rimshot)

.... but I was talking to the trombone. (rimshot)
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:16 PM
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10. This one....
Q. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player ??
A. The snake MIGHT have been on his way to a gig.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:28 PM
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11. The only trombone joke I ever heard was my playing n/t
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:29 PM
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12. 76 trombones led the big parade... 76 tombstones marked their grave.
I kill trombones. Nuff said.
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