Wickerman
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:01 AM
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Lunabush bad joke thread of the day |
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Ok, my brother in law strikes again. Another bad joke, but this one with a twist - it actually makes fun of Bush. By various reassignment of letters of your name to words on the list, you get a new, fun name.
GW Bush = Goober Chickenshorts
Could it be any better? I thought not.
I am Poopsie Cootietushie - what are you?
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names (hmmm, I could see John Asscrack doing that, anyone want to assign him a new name?)...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:05 AM
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1. Why should I laugh more? |
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So I can be more childish? Dorkey Cootiebuns.
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:13 AM
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3. Remember, you can only be young once |
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but you can be immature forever!
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:05 AM
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I'm "snotty gorillahiney"! Now THAT certainly puts some much-needed laughter in my day!
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:13 AM
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4. But I don't wanna be Chim-chim Cootietush |
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:15 AM
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5. Loopy Chickenhead here. |
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Just checking in. And quit making me laugh - I have a reputation to uphold!
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:16 AM
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6. I'm now Zippy Applelips!! Very Funny!! n/t |
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:19 AM
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7. Goober Gigglelips here. |
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My wife is Pinky Gizzardtushie.
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Wickerman
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:24 AM
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8. Rumsfeld = Zippy Chickenfanny |
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:25 AM
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9. snotty gerbilkisser reporting for duty ,nt. |
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:45 AM
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10. Boobie Gigglelips reporting. n/t |
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Tue Sep-16-03 10:32 AM
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12. Chim-Chim GizzardTush is letting his inner child out to play... |
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...so the little dork can get hit by a dodge ball and have his glasses broken.
:bounce:
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Tue Sep-16-03 10:33 AM
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ha!!! and I was called childish in a thread yesterday - where is she today?
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Tue Sep-16-03 11:26 AM
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15. Chim-chim Cootietushie sez |
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this is something Bush could become very occupied with, I would think.
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Tue Sep-16-03 11:35 AM
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Tue Sep-16-03 12:54 PM
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17. Lumpy Bubblebutt here.... |
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Edited on Tue Sep-16-03 12:55 PM by Old and In the Way
With my wife, Pinky. And my kids, Goober and Boobie.....
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Tue Sep-16-03 12:59 PM
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18. Squeezit Gizzardfanny has left the building! |
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Tue Sep-16-03 01:48 PM
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19. I'm Snotty Chuckletush |
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My oldest son (he's 8) just recently discovered Captain Underpants. All Summer he was giving everyone their "names". Those are great books.
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Tue Sep-16-03 03:00 PM
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21. I'm Lumpy Cootietushie! |
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I think I won't tell Mr. Cootietushie about this. I just don't need a new nickname.
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Tue Sep-16-03 03:11 PM
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23. Chim Chim Rhino Nose reporting for duty! |
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Tue Sep-16-03 03:12 PM
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Zippy ChickenShorts
Same last name as our commander in thief!
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Tue Sep-16-03 06:48 PM
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26. Buttercup Wafflechunks |
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or, Dick Cheney, got the name buttercup by the Sr.s in ROTC and Wafflechunks for his puking ability by his frat brothers right before he flunked out of college the first time...
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