The Texas Handshake of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Hot damn! The man knows how to shake a hand! Wow. I can feel my fingers turning blue. This Russian shakes hands like a damned Texan! Hell, . . . it stands to figure, though. Russia is almost the size of Texas and its history is almost as long as well. Only they ain't got no Alamo . . . don't have any idea about the bitter pill of defeat . . . . Anyway, this guy sure can shake a hand!"

[BurtWorm]

1. Oh, Lord! There are those beautiful blue windows to the soul

I fell in love with three summers ago. *sigh*

[Richardo]

5. Jinx! Yours is better, BurtWorm - but you still owe me a coke.

:D

[BurtWorm]

9. We're not the only ones who do "Jinx"?!

I actually liked yours better. It was what I was trying to get at.


PS: Here's yer damn Coke! ;)

[Richardo]

2. "C'mon, Vlad, just let me look into your soul one more time - please?

"Pwetty pwease?"

[lcordero]

3. If there was a vote in between the two, I wonder which one of the two

would win a "Texas necktie".

[TEXASYANKEE]

4. Bush is thinking

"Damn, I just forgot who this guy is."

[underpants]

6. Putin:"Oh is this guy going to be easy to play"

"And the great part of it is that his own people won't get the whole story and demand that he stop being such a dumbass."

[CO Liberal]

7. Putin: "WHY Did I Pull His Finger?"

:-)

[zekeson]

8. Jeeezuz George - Tic Tac?

[XNASA]

10. Putin's inner monologue: "Don't look into his eyes, .......

....don't look into his eyes, don't look into his eyes.

[cosmicdot]

11. Vlad: ... if numbnuts spits on me one more time ... I'm breaking it ...

Numbnuts is thinking: wonder if Pootie-pute's re-selection is anywhere the same time as mine

[bobthedrummer]

12. Putin:"And when will I get the secret ring and words of power, George?"

eom

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Ok Pootie let's talk about what me and Paw talk about when we

get together!"(and that is)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WOMEN: Though his spin doctors did a good job of hiding it during the last election, Bush has been known to display his true moral character when he talks to other men. At the Republican National Convention in 1988, he was asked by a Hartford Courant reporter about what he and his father talked about when they weren't talking about politics.

"PUSSY," Bush replied.

Is this is a sample of George's true feelings about women? (he was not talking about cats) Do we want this kind of person in public life? Bill Clinton had the decency to deny his infidelity to protect the reputation of his wife, Hilary. He would never disrespect women with language like this nor brag about current infidelity which would hurt and devastate his wife. He cheated on his wife because he let his libido control him, a weakness that Bill and many other men have and never will be proud of.

http://www.tylwythteg.com/enemies/bush1.html

That's what Dumbya's grin(smirk)is aboutI reckon!

[maxanne]

14. "humph,

I'm taller than this little commie, and I've got more hair. My empire is bigger than his, too..."

[Fenris]

15. W. is "reckonin'":

"I wonder if old Ivan here knows any super secret commie KGB moves that can kill a man in two steps. Like that Red, Dr. Spock, used to do on that show about T.J. Hooker's adventures in outer space. Space Trek? Star Wars? Space Wars? War Trek? Anyhoo, I wonder if old numbnutz here could crush my hand. You know, like it was an old person's hand?"

"Indeed, Mr. Bush, I could, and if you don't shut up about it, I'm going to turn your rosy paw into something resembling an eagle's talon."

"Hey, who the Hell said that? Was that you, Putin? Do you know ESP? Or MSG?"

"Er, no...this is your imagination."

"Oh, well, that's good enough for me."

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Putin and Put-on!

Dicktaters of a feather!