The Canary with the Cat in its Mouth of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Shit! It was just an honest mistake, for crying out loud. I KNEW Columbus wasn't the first president of the United States. I just get him all tangled up with George Washington. Why did they have to laugh so hard at me. Dick said it was the funniest end of any cabinet meeting for years. His face was still fluttering with laugher and there was snot coming out of his nose. Damn. Doesn't he know how bad that can feel? Betja he wouldn't like somebody laughing at him like that! Geez."

[LoneStarLiberal]

1. Loaders

"Shoulduh held back from that last loader of snuff. Card always says pausing to use the spit can really isn't Presidential. Screw him! I'll replace him with someone else soon enough."

[tridim]

2. "Stay quiet Mr. President, Zed and I will wake up the Gimp"

How the phuck do you even make a face like that? It seriously looks like he has one of those ball-gags in his mouth. Either that or he has a really nasty hornet bite on his lower lip.

[Japhy_Ryder]

3. "Damn...

all this evil that I'm doing sure has made my hair gray. Who'd have thunk that it would be stressful being evil? Karl told me it would be much easier, but people keep critisiz...kritici... saying bad stuff about me. Don't they know that I AM America?"

[XNASA]

4. w*'s inner monologue: "Damn. Clark's gonna whup my ass."

[LuLu550]

5. it looks like W's fixin' ta

:puke:

[cosmicdot]

9. dangit, I didn't see yours

I have him :puke: too

[Brucey]

6. Chimpy was thinking:

Hmmm, what would it have been like to be Monica Lewinsky?

[skip fox]

7. Let's carry that thought a bit further, if you don't mind . . .

W. is "thinking": "Boy. If I was Monica I woulda spit it out so fast it would make your head spin, dress or no dress. Course, if I was Monica I wouldn't be wearing a dress cause I'm a man, not a woman or a faggot. But if I was Monica would I be queer for other women then . . .? Geez. This is making my head spin. . . But at least I know this . . . I sure as shit wouldn't have swallowed. . . . Makes me sick just to think of it. Or what a fat dong tastes like. Or the texture in your mouth. . . or on your tongue. . . Ugh. Makes me sick just to think of it. . . Or how it would feel if Clinton started moving his hips an dholding my little head . . . Yikes! Or like if he. . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[cosmicdot]

8. it's ready to spew .... duck!!!!!

:puke:

[myomy]

10. How da hell do I pronounce that word??

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