I just farted. Is that the October Surprise?

[elperromagico]

Sure as hell feels like it. :)

[Maat]

1. It's a little late, don't you think!

n/t

[loveable liberal]

2. am i to infer you havent farted for a decade or two?

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. If that's the case...

better open a window or four!

[elperromagico]

4. Usually my farts are an accurate predictor of the election results.

They accurately predicted Clinton's win over Dole in '96, and even predicted a split decision in 2000.

Trust my farts. Savor them like a fine wine.

[TahitiNut]

5. Look in your shorts. The surprise may be there.

:silly:

[thedailyshow]

6. I don't get why my fart thread was locked but your wasn't

[elperromagico]

7. Because I have moral values. Duh.

:silly:

[loveable liberal]

8. did you personally attack someone with your fart?

[jdots]

9. to fart is human ,to say you didn't fart is republican

FART ON !!!!!

[loveable liberal]

11. i didnt think the fright wing farted...i thought they "fluffed".

farting is blue collar.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Don't worry **, we will be there to help you soon!

[Be Brave]

12. How about

bottling that special gas and mailing it to the White House, special delivery? :)

[Robeson]

13. And as Ben Franklin said..

..."Fart Proudly".