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Thu Nov-11-04 01:24 AM
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| I came to a bad realization |
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What if when we die, Heaven means that we're allowed to do EVERYTHING we were told not to? Like Orgies, drugs, Orgies, Drinking, Gambling, Orgies?
ANd What if HELL means you can't do that shit cause satan will lay the smack down!!
AHHHH!!! I'm too fargone may as well enjoy the bad stuff now.
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| Dookus
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Thu Nov-11-04 01:30 AM
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| 1. Eternal life would be hell |
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you spend a billion years listening to Ella Fitzgerald. Then a billion years at Bowie concerts. Then a billion years having sex with Oscar de la Hoya. Than a billion years at Sinatra... etc. etc.
and you haven't even scratched the surface of immortality. You'd beg to die.
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| MatrixEscape
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Thu Nov-11-04 01:32 AM
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Thu Nov-11-04 01:46 AM
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South American soccer player in the '70s?
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Thu Nov-11-04 01:49 AM
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| 6. For a while ... known as a small guy that people loved to spit on! n/t |
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Not to be confused with Peony Spider.
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