Yeah yeah yeah I haven't time for this I need a CAPTION

[underpants]

[skip fox]

1. W. is "thinking": "Geez. They can't even stay inside the lines. Hell,

even I can do better than this."

(Not good, sorry, gotta run to class.)

[LuLu550]

2. dubya's thinking

It's big an' its red....did Mars fall into the ocean and nobody told me until now???

[Richardo]

3. Sheeyit! All them states' turned blue - even Jeb's

Good thing I still got that big round red state raght thar...

[Don_G]

4. "Damm, There Goes The War!"

[underpants]

5. Oh boy did we add another red state to the country?

East Virginia?

[Lizz612]

7. "What are all those

little green ones next to it?"

[Richardo]

8. Oh crap, them Nader guys are getting more numeroush...

:'D

[Japhy_Ryder]

6. No, George

Let me try to explain it to you again. A hurricane is a natural disaster. There is no way that Saddam could have had anything to do with this. It's a weather event. There's really no one you can blame this on and invade. I'm sorry to disappoint you, sir.

[underpants]

9. W reviews intelligence to be used to support war on Atlantis

Or war on somebody, whoever, who cares as long as it is war.

[Armstead]

32. Bingo

We have a winner. That's the untoppable line.

[underpants]

10. Yep yep I saw this in a movie once "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

Hoo boy was I wasted at that drive-in.

[underpants]

11. Um no sir that picture over your right shoulder is not a "big flashlight"

that will keep the blackout area illuminated it the path of .........oh never mind.

[Fenris]

12. W. is "reckonin'":

"Well, shit, a natural disaster. I wonder if that qualifies as a 'national' disaster. If it does, I gotta fuck up the economy and start a foreign crisis so I can run up the deficit. Trifecta, here we come!"

[underpants]

13. What time is the mothership getting here to take me away?

:bounce:

[underpants]

14. Well looks like I have go hide in Nebraska again

Staying "out of harm's way" and all

[Braden]

25. oops I should have read all first......

[cosmicdot]

15. W is thinking: so what's this have to do with saving for a rainy day ...

... what's this got to do with the budget, the deficit or the jobless recovery that's just around the corner ... or was it at the end of the tunnel ... whatever ...

[Bossy Monkey]

16. It's an awful pretty placemat, but I still can't figure out how to get

Ronald McDonald home to McDonaldland.

[underpants]

17. Damn that Hamburgler!

LOL

[Richardo]

18. LOL, undisclosed!

:D :thumbsup:

[cosmicdot]

19. W is thinking: is it too late to change its name to Saddam or Osama?

[skip fox]

20. W. is "thinking": "Shit. I knew an Isabel once. She was kinda quiet,

though, not like this one. These would look great as placemats! Could we privatize these? Boy, my stomach sure is growling. Or was could make playing cards out of these like Saddam's terrorists and stuff. We'd make a bundle! If they blew these up, could I see the White House? Wonder what time it is, anyway. . . . (blah, blah, blah . . . endless mind chatter)."

[Qutzupalotl]

21. Okay, Thursday, I want partly cloudy on the east coast

and some rain in the midwest. Then Friday, showers throughout the region, and clearing on Saturday. Got it?

[Wickerman]

22. Fuck it - oil's safe

[maxanne]

23. "this is mah brain

on drugs. Momma warned me, and now look at this MRI."

[Braden]

24. from the looks of this

Must be time to go hide in Nebraska again.

[nedlogg]

26. W's thinking . . .

"Isabel, shmisabel. Just look at the time. If this egghead doesn't shut up, I'm gonna miss happy hour."

[Paragon]

27. "How am I supposed to link this with terrorism?"

"Stupid natural disaster."

[patdem]

28. As far as I can tell, after giveing it my total consideration only a tax

cut can stop this damned torna uh hurri uh storm!

[cosmicdot]

29. OK, done this ... now, bring in the "Jobs" backdrop ...

[skip fox]

30. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[mbartko]

31. Now, what's the big blue hickamajig next to the swirling red thingy?