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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 07:53 PM
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Who else is sick and tired of the Cortislim commercials?
I secretly resent no one! I am not a member of the unhappiest club on Earth! Argh!!
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Green Mountain Dem Donating Member (784 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:01 PM
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1. I hate Cortislim and....
especially that fuckwad Phil Hendrie (I am a Dem)... their spokesman and lying sonofabitch...is that pretty clear?? He may have lost a few inches of his waist but he also lost about 50 points off his IQ. Maybe when his son gets drafted and sent to IRAQ he will change his tune.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:09 PM
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2. Me! Me! Me!!!
I bet that stuff doesn't work anyway....
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:10 PM
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3. um, I have no idea what it is/they are n/t
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:25 PM
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5. Count yourself lucky
Have I yet mentioned that I *love* your sig animation? It has the Amiga logo!!
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hedda_foil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:23 PM
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4. WTF IS it anyway????
A program of "diet, exercise, supplementation and Cortislim" ... something about stress. WTF is Cortislim anyway? Sugar pills?
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:28 PM
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6. A google produced this review
http://www.ultimatefatburner.com/cortislim-review.html

Cortislim, if you haven't heard, is the new fat burner on the block. Cortislim features several ingredients typical to common ephedra-free fat burners, but its main focus is not "fat burning" as we have come to know it. Nope, Cortislim "apparently" works by controlling weight gain and accelerating fat burning by negating the effects of the hormone cortisol.

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Cortisol is the body's main stress hormone, and is required for many vital purposes -- proper glucose metabolism, blood pressure, immune function and inflammatory response are a few. In times of stress, either mental or physical, the body can produce an excessive amount of cortisol. At these high levels, cortisol is a nasty little number indeed. It can negatively affect cognitive performance, suppress thyroid function, foster blood sugar imbalances and the subsequent deposition of body fat, decrease bone density, as well as other things. Athletes don't like cortisol, as it is catabolic -- i.e., muscle-wasting, rather than anabolic -- i.e., muscle building.

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The most important ingredient in this compilation is Magnolia bark, standardized for something called " honokiol". According to Supplement Watch...

"... a small dose of honokiol, or a magnolia bark extract standardized for honokiol content, can help to "de-stress" you without making you sleepy, while a larger dose might have the effect of knocking you out. When compared to pharmaceutical agents such as Valium (diazepam), honokiol appears to be as effective in its anti-anxiety activity, yet not nearly as powerful in its sedative ability."

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The other major ingredients in this formulation -- chromium, green tea, banaba leaf, and vanadyl all work well to stabilize blood sugar levels, and moderate insulin reaction. The only other ingredient of note is Citrus Aurauntium (bitter orange) standardized for synephrine -- ephedra's kinder, gentler cousin (unfortunately, there's not much evidence synephrine is good for anything!).

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Perhaps what is even more disappointing is that at the time of this writing, you really have to dig to find any mention of the importance of proper eating and exercise on the Cortislim Web site. That, to me, is a big credibility killer. Cortislim, like many other supplements, continues to perpetuate the myth that weight loss is easy, and does not require getting off the couch. Nonetheless, it's an appealing scenario, and I have no doubt that they'll have no trouble flogging their products to millions of unsuspecting buyers -- buyer who will be disappointed once again.

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Special Note: The Federal Trade Commission is currently suing the makers of CortiSlim for making false and unsubstantiated product claims. Click here for the full story! (http://www.boston.com/yourlife/health/fitness/articles/2004/10/06/feds_sue_marketers_over_ads_for_diet_pill/)
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:50 PM
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8. The simple fact is..
... a program of diet, exercise and just about anything will lose weight.

I'm to the point now where I don't even feel sorry for people who waste their time on these magic cures. Fool me once...
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 08:44 PM
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7. I HATE DR GREG CYNAUMON!
May he rot in hell next to the Chimp and Cheney!
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