Bush Calls on NASA to Put Man on Sun by 2010

[XNASA]

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/3_11_02/bushputsmanonsun.html

---“One of our earlier Presidents set the goal of landing a man on the moon and that certainly sounded remarkable at the time. I see no reason why we couldn’t eventually get a man to walk on the sun without injury," Bush said.---

---"The only way to unlock the sun's mysteries is to have our astronauts do a lunar landing on its surface," said Bush. "Then, they can collect all of the astrological information we need. With this information we might one day find a way to cool off the sun and put an end to global warming."---

[Richardo]

1. BWAHAHAHAHA!

"Onionesque"

:thumbsup:

[Wickerman]

2. Nah, I don't believe it - that Bush can actually speak...

our very own presidnetial monkey can't. has to be a fake...

[SiouxJ]

3. *snicker*

that was good. Thanks!

[NewYorkerfromMass]

4. Seriously, I believe a landing on Mercury is actually possible

since Mercury has a dark side which is always away from the sun.

[RobertSeattle]

6. And you couldn't actually "walk" on the Sun anyway

Assuming you could create a spacesuit that could withstand the heat, there is no "surface" of the Sun anway.

Post Columbia accident I'm much more in favor of robotic missions. Much more science for much less cost and risk.

[The Blue Flower]

5. And we'll do it at night...

...so it isn't so hot!

[patdem]

7. I do love that...."bobfromaccounting" LMAO!!!!!

[prolesunited]

8. Well, you worked there

Do you think they're up to the task?

:hi:

[XNASA]

10. Absolutely.

Afterall, NASA is in Houston. And they all remember what a fine Governor the Shrub was, and what a fantastic leader he is now.

I'm sure they would find no problem with this plan.

:hi:

[Devils Advocate NZ]

9. Great Idea! Sheer Brilliance! I vote that for his brilliance and all round

super smartness, that George W Bush be the first man on the Sun.

He will go down in history, forever remembered for his 1 nanosecond walk on the Sun!

Fire up the rockets, no need for special suits, just put that space monkey er I mean GREAT MAN, on a saddle (horse excluded of course), stetson on his head, and blast him into the sun!

We'll all cheer for months!

[Uzybone]

11. Cant be Bush

he doesnt believe in global warming.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

13. DIng ding ding! we have a WINNER!!!

and... it would be a SOLAR landing (not lunar) but we all knew that! :)

[argyl]

12. Another example of bias against Bush.

Although Smirk did propose putting a man on the sun, it was his idea that it be done at night to prevent harm to our astronauts.
An old Aggie joke.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

14. That is a very old joke from '69 I believe

Might be older... still funny when applied to a genius like Bush.

[underpants]

15. LOL and I love the name of that website

Hi yeah it's Bob from accounting. Highlarious.