aquaman
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:33 AM
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You know you live in the "boondocks" when |
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I went outside a second ago to take my dog outside, and was attacked by a possum that was eating the food that we left out for the cats that have adopted us.
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:37 AM
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1. You sound pretty urban to me |
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It's not as though a bear ate the possum :D
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:45 AM
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4. we live out in the middle of nowhere. |
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I have lived in the city too, but the possums out here seem to be bit more gutsy.
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:43 AM
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2. your dog drags home a deer |
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:45 AM
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3. The Coons Drag Home The Freeper's Dog |
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:47 AM
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5. when you can hunt from your porch and it's legal |
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I grew up in the boondocks :hi: I hope I don't go back until I'm very old or they suddenly become progressive and open-minded
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:48 AM
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6. there are at least 3 more instructions for giving directions |
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to you house after the one that says "You turn off the paved road..."
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Sun Nov-14-04 01:56 AM
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7. "you know you're a redneck when" |
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The front porch collapses and six yellow dogs are killed
You have to mow the front lawn to find your car.....
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Sun Nov-14-04 02:36 AM
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8. no, please not the y ellow dogs!! |
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The red ones the red ones,
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Sun Nov-14-04 02:38 AM
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9. directional landmarks include a barn, a stable |
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Sun Nov-14-04 03:02 AM
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10. Your County passes a law stating you have to have more than a |
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10 acre parcel to hunt your land. True story.
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Sun Nov-14-04 03:06 AM
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11. You think you got it bad...... |
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I live in the city and the streets are infested with skunks! the dogs have already been sprayed.........
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Sun Nov-14-04 03:10 AM
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12. Anyone remember the song "Down in the Boondocks?" |
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It was a big hit when I was growing up as a kid. I think it was a Gary something or other.
I Loved that song.
Of course...back then I lived in the FL panhandle, said "yes, mam," spoke with a country accent and went to church every Sunday.
yuck. I like me better now :)
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