Songs you'd hear at a republican karioke party...

[jdots]

" We got the beat " " Gimmi that old time religion "
" Celebrate Bad Times " " Do you like white music "

[laheina]

1. What? No Ashcroft and Bacon?

[fudge stripe cookays]

2. "My Way" n/t

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. "Murder by Numbers" n/t

[ClintonTyree]

4. I did it MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!

Can't foget Sinatra!

[corporatemedia]

5. song you won't hear - "Fortunate Son"

[cboy4]

6. "Stairway to Heaven"

DUH ;-)

[sasquatch]

7. "I kissed my baby goodnight with my fist"

:silly:

[Vogon_Glory]

8. "I've Got Mine"

They'll sing "I've Got Mine" with new, more appropriate CPC (Conservative Politically Correct) lyrics.

[tjdee]

9. "Old Time Rock and Roll"--trust me, this is like, their staple.

Whenever I've found myself in the company of mid-older, heck, even young Republicans, this is the song that somehow makes an appearance.

Fits right in with their regressive political desires and their extreme nostalgia for the fifties.

[gnofg]

10. Jefferson Airplane

We can be together- maybe not

[Dzimbowicz]

11. Can I Take my Gun up to Heaven?

by Cracker

[signmike]

12. I Believe In Homicide

by 999

[Swede]

13. War Pigs by Black Sabbath.

Well maybe not.

[Dukakis88]

14. "I Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya Man" -- Public Enemy

excerpt:

"Can't face my facts that's on the shelf
Cause you want a hand out for your wealth
Eatin' welfare turkey out of the can
I can't do nuttin' for ya man

I can't do nuttin' for ya man
You want six dollars for what?
I can't do nuttin' for ya man
You better, man, kiss my butt
I can't do nuttin' for ya man
I'm busy tryin' to do for me
I can't do nuttin' for ya man
That's the way the ball bounces, G

Bass for your face!"

[Dukakis88]

15. "Proud to be an American" -- Lee Greenwood

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[dummy-du1]

16. "Die Fahne hoch!", Horst Wessel n/t

[GingerSnaps]

17. "Take all jobs and ship them"

Sung to the tune of "Take this job and shove it"

[Dukakis88]

18. The song that made me hate Danny Elfman: "Capitalism" by Oingo Boingo

Lyrics:

There's nothing wrong with Capitalism
There's nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don't try to make me feel guilty
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

There's nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I'll say it's just fine
There's nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I'm so tired of hearing you whine
About the revolution
Bringin' down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby!

If it ain't one thing
Then it's the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone's brother
I've got to tell you you're a pain in the ass

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
And everybody is crazy but you

You're just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that we've got to get back
To the struggling masses (whoever they are)
You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain . . .

(Repeat first verse)

(Repeat chorus)

There's nothing wrong with Capitalism
There's nothing wrong with Capitalism
There's nothing wrong with Capitalism
There's nothing wrong with Capitalism

[miss_kitty]

19. 'Soar like an Eagle'

hey. it's perfect. Everytime I've heard it, it sounde like the guy singing was doing karioke-after a full night of par-taying...

[HEAVYHEART]

20. This is a funny thread! haha!