Jezusland must have a capital. Where should it be?

[burythehatchet]

What's your nomination?

I nominate Kennesaw, GA for being the only city that passed a local ordinance that requires homeowners to have a firearm.

Kennesaw - Gateway to Jezusland.


No offense intended to faithful, practicing Christians. Jezusland is a fictional country that is a metaphor for right wing nuts in Red States.

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. Crawford

home of Jesus W. Booshit

[burythehatchet]

2. But didn't that district in TX elect a Dem to the House?

[GiovanniC]

5. Yeah, They Hate's Them Some Dubya in Crawford

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. the names of those who voted dem have

allready been givien to the divine will(assasination squad) and have been cast into hell(killed)

[qnr]

10. Aside from the other points, it's not far enough to the right when

you look at the Jesusland map.

[Hello_Kitty]

3. Branson, MO?

I hear it's practically Vegas for fundies! Speaking of Vegas, can we keep that in the blue states?

[Politicub]

17. Branson, Mo was my first thought too

Great minds and all that

:hug:

[barb162]

29. Ditto, my first thought

[CPschem]

4. Lynchburg, VA

Home of the good (haha) Reverend Falwell's Liberty U.

[GiovanniC]

7. And the Benefit of the Word "Lynch" Right in the Name

[burythehatchet]

8. That was my second choice. But Virginia is so nice. We plan to take

it back so the capital can't be there...sorry.
:)

[Lady Sonelle]

31. Yes! Lynchburg!

Just like John Carpenter postulated in Escape From LA!

That man was/is a freakin (mis)fortuneteller!

Lady Sonelle

[Dr.Phool]

9. Hell

And I don't mean Michigan.

[7th_Sephiroth]

11. i have been to hell, michigan

its straight out of the 1950's

[Swede]

12. Las Vegas

Kitsh capital of everywhere.

[burythehatchet]

15. That 's where Randall Flagg's followers went

in the battle between good and evil (The Stand). The good guys went to Denver.

[Cerridwen]

28. Except that Vegas is the dot of blue in the sea of NV red.

More specifically, Clark County, in which Vegas is located is the blue dot.

I think we should instead install an embassy for The United States of Canada.

[shesemsmom]

13. Bagdad

I think they should all go there they like the sport of war so well......:evilgrin:

[truthpusher]

14. How about Oral Roberts University!

They can annex the property and name it Jezusland (I think we should spell it this way since Jesus was a pretty cool dude and most of these guys worship a fake Jesus of there own creation. Their Jezus is more like a Leprichan than a prophet/philosopher/healer).

Look at the excellent prayer tower and praying hands! They can have George Bush live in the prayer tower instead of the white house!

[burythehatchet]

21. Its a deal if w would sit ON the tower before living in it

[Coyote_Bandit]

25. Believe It or Not

Oral Roberts used to be a Democrat. Don't know if he still is or not. But I do know that he was responsible for prohibiting students from wearing black armbands on campus to protest the tenth anniversary of Roe v. Wade many years ago. I doubt he personally gives a flip about the christian political agenda - for him it was and is all about the money.

On edit: There used to be an active group of Young Democrats on campus there. Don't know if there still is or not.

[CPschem]

16. BJU??

thoughts?

[burythehatchet]

18. Excellent. Having lived in GreenvilleSC

I can tell you that's a great choice. btw, why do they call the Univ of South Carolina the "Cocks". hmm

[Mumble]

33. The capital should be..

....Rapture, Mississippi.

[qnr]

19. Well, Anchorage might be nice, it's a red state

Piss them off because they aren't in the "heartland"
Hopefully cool off some of that fire and brimstone rhetoric

[Coyote_Bandit]

20. They Already Have One Right Here in Tulsa JOklahoma

Home of Oral Roberts University, the Kenneth Hagin Ministries and Rhema Bible College, numerous other assorted Bible schools, two fundamentalist mega-churches of over 10,000 members and some 900 churches at last count. Direct and indirect connections here to most all the fundie politicians and ministries. Has to be the highest per capita concentration of fundies in the country....

On edit: Oh , yeah, and I forgot to mention the each year there are at least 5 week long religious conventions (1 - Rhema's Campmeeting, 2 - Victory Christian Center Word Explosion, 3 - Leadership Conference, 4 - World Missions Conference, and 5 - Bill Gothard's Basic Institute in Youth Conflicts and there could be more that I am not aware of) that draw folks from all over the world. Also, the Christian Business Leaders International Group is headquartered here.

2nd edit for spelling

[burythehatchet]

30. I had no idea

God truly has forsaken Tulsa OK, it seems

[Zomby Woof]

22. Virginia Beach VA

Home of Pat Robertson, and military freeper central. Soulless and suburbanized to the core. Guns and Gawd rule in Virginia Beach.

It's a sorry place. Can't shit or spit without hitting a church.

I also don't give a shit about offending anyone, so no disclaimers or apologies here.

[Cocoa]

23. Sugar Land, TX

[Lady Effingbroke]

27. I second the vote for Sugarland.

Although it is not, geographically speaking, far enough to the right, Sugarland is the home of Bugman Tom DeLay and it is within spittin' distance of perhaps the biggest MegaFundy Church in the country - Lakewood Church.

[alfredo]

24. fallujah eom

[NV Whino]

26. The very tip end of Florida

So the government can be swept clean at least once a year by hurricane whoever.

[UrbScotty]

32. Take any city, rename it Reaganville, and make it the capital. (nt)