I am about to collapse on my face, ask nonameneeded anything

[JohnKleeb]

[Francesca]

1. do you know where my husband is????????

he said he was going outside and has disappeared

[name not needed]

2. I have no idea where your husband is.

[Francesca]

3. sounds like a joke

but he really has gone AWOL..

[name not needed]

6. Is his name George?

[Francesca]

8. no it's Bruce

he is easily distracted...could be anywhere.......

[name not needed]

9. Stand on your roof and wave around a piece of aluminum foil.

That should get his attention.

[Francesca]

11. too tired for that

I'm not worried..just curious

[redsoxliberal]

4. google him

no joke... I found a lost sweater of mine once through googling.

[JohnKleeb]

7. how did you manage that one?

[redsoxliberal]

10. a friends livejournal

I googled ******'s missing sweater.


VOILA! mystery solved.

[JohnKleeb]

12. maybe I can get my metaphorisis essay done like that

:P I am cynical though.

[redsoxliberal]

13. haha i'll look for ya!

[redsoxliberal]

5. dupe-delete