Who will replace Cheney?

[ozymandius]

Let's say that Cheney does not run in 2004 due to ...ummm... personal reasons. Who will replace him?

[MrScorpio]

1. If Shrubby goes for the cutout...

How can Amurikka tell the difference?

[whirlygigspin]

6. Rudi Juliani

or Judy Garland

[ozymandius]

7. You mean Judy Garland's cadaver? n/t

[kmla]

15. The cardboard cutout of Cheney

will have a more lifelike appearance. And it will lie a lot less.

[radwriter0555]

24. NO. FRIST is the man. Got it on inside info kiddies.

He's IT.

[underpants]

2. Don Knotts?

He replaced the Ropers :shrug:

[commander bunnypants]

3. Skeletor

DDQM

[Breezy du Nord]

4. Definitely...

:)

[TennesseeWalker]

5. Satan probably wants the TOP of the ticket.

So, we need to find someone somewhere between Cheney and Satan on the EVILDOER scale (With Cheney being the most evil, natch.)

How about Dick Morris? I think the sleaze factor is just about right.

[BrotherBuzz]

20. Sleaze Factor?

How about Darryl Issa?

[ozymandius]

21. If they were to pair Bush with Satan

the entire Bush campaign would be spent explaining that they "really don't want religion to become a campaign issue."

[Richardo]

8. Family friend, good at hiding, anti-Saddam...who else but:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0Qi-OSznTacC:

"I'm tanned, rested and ready!"

[MidwestTransplant]

9. My guess is Condie

n/t

[Wickerman]

10. Trent Lott, with all the hubris they been showing lately

:shrug:

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. Condi or Colon

If Junior loses Uncle Dick, it proves he's vulnerable, and the only way to overcome that vulnerability is to attempt to draw in voters who ordinarily wouldn't take Bush's side. Having Rice or Powell on board would be an attempt to draw in the African American vote. How successful it would actually be is a different matter altogether, but you can bet that the Pukes would be calling all their "tokens" out to FAUX news shows to spin a lie about what a "disaster" the Democratic party has been for Black Americans.

(Yeah, unlike those wonderful folks like Trent Lott & Strom Thurmond)

[Bossy Monkey]

12. My close personal enemy Frank Luntz (ok, that was 20 years ago)

says they're weakest on the environment. Admittedly, that was in March, before W frittered away whatever was left of his trifecta bounce, and granted too that Frank is always wrong about everything, but they probably listen to him, so...
Gotta love these guys, Republican environmentalists. Apparently, all they have to choose from is a Congressman named Sherwood Boehlert:
http://www.repamerica.org/REP_PAC.html

Common sense, however, says Colin Powell, but only if Clark looks likely to get the Democratic nod.

[4_Legs_Good]

13. Juliani or Powell

Both would be very politically advantageous. I don't think Cheney brings anything to the ticket as far as vote getting goes.

david

Kucinich 2004

[4_Legs_Good]

14. I don't think Arnie can be VP, but I could be wrong

I don't know if it's covered in the Constitution. Could he serve as VP, and then if the "President" was incapacitiated, it would bypass him and go to the Speaker? I don't know. What would happen if the speaker wasn't a natural born citizen and the P & VP couldn't continue.

Basically is John Goodman a natural born citizen? Otherwise maybe we can take back the White House!! Wooo hooooo!!!

david

Martin Sheen is my President

Kucinich 2004

[Brucey]

16. They owe something to Jeb

for the deal he managed in FL.

[Wickerman]

18. oh my gawd

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

my stomach actually flip-flopped when I saw your post.

[Brucey]

25. Sad, isn't it...

but how are they going to pay him back for the rigging he pulled?

[CO Liberal]

17. Bernie

From "Weekend At Bernie's".

:-)

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Jon Asscrust already secretly runs the world!

He is the Devil!

[leftofthedial]

22. Dan Quayle

combined IQ--17

[Wickerman]

23. dumb and dumbererer

[Norbert]

26. John Ashcroft

Well you know shrub has the uncanny knack for making the worst possible choices. Besides Rummy will be too mentally incompetent, like he is now.

[Fenris]

27. Supply Side Jesus

Rome will last forever!

[ProudGerman]

28. Me

And I'll wreck the GOP from the inside.







Can you be VP at 26?

[ozymandius]

29. I don't know the answer to your question.

As for wrecking the GOP from the inside - that seems to be happening from their own momentum.

[mvd]

30. They want Jeb next in line in their undemocratic..

line of royalty, so I voted him.

But the Repukes are going down hard.