McDonald's to Launch Adult Happy Meals

[wyldwolf]

...toy surprises will include... :evilgrin:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=509&u=/ap/20030917/ap_on_bi_ge/mcdonald_s_healthier_fare_2&printer=1

[KCDem]

1. damnit, I was hoping for more "adult" toys.

:spank:

[CO Liberal]

2. McCondoms?

:-)

[Seneca]

3. or a McAngioplasty kit

eom

[ulysses]

4. LOLOL!

[Sean Reynolds]

8. I was thinking McDildos.

:)

[CO Liberal]

9. So Was I....

I decided to go with the "cleaner" response.....

:-)

[KCDem]

10. do you want batteries with that?

;)

[NicoleM]

5. I can't believe people eat that crap

and I can't believe they feed it to their children. Says she whose only child is minus six months old. :)

[flamingyouth]

6. I can't either

I always get very sad when I hear people say that homecooked food "doesn't taste right" or "isn't salty enough." They're so hooked on that crap.

Congrats, by the way! :-)

[NicoleM]

12. muchas gracias

I stopped eating McFood a long time ago, but I'm still too chicken to read Fast Food Nation (no pun intended). I don't want to think about what I used to eat.

However, a nice veggie burger from BK. . .delicious! ;)

[KCDem]

7. congrats!

Altho', you may change your mind WRT McDonald's once the kid is about 2. Playlands make nice rest-stops on long vacations. Just BYO food. ;)

[NicoleM]

11. thanks

I think I'm going to probably turn out to be a germophobe, though, and those Playlands have got to be crawling with all kinds of nasty stuff.

[DrWeird]

13. You've got no idea.

I used to crawl through those things!

And if that's not nasty enough...

I had to clean those things out. Let's just say, do you know how many band-aids a young child has on at any given time?

[blondeatlast]

17. Just you wait . . .

:evilgrin:

More poser to you if you can manage to avoid it. Good luck!

[MrScorpio]

14. Adult Happy Meal eh?

Does that come with a McLap Dance?

That'll make me really happy.

[On the Road]

16. YOU Want a Lap Dance

from the people who work at McDonald's? Not the ones near me.

That would NOT make me happy. :evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

15. Pedometer????

Put a TREK 5900 in there and I might buy one....:7

First line in the "fitness booklet":

"Don't eat this Shit."

[Lefty48197]

18. Does it come with a defibrulator?

Since most McDonalds 'meal deals' contain more than half of the daily caloric needs of the average adult, eating at McDonalds could likely lead to heart disease.