Oldest genitals found.

[Brucey]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=585&ncid=585&e=3&u=/nm/20030917/sc_nm/science_genitals_dc_1

What?

[CO Liberal]

1. Were They Strom Thurmonds?

:-)

[ozymandius]

7. His detachable penis

had been photographed at Gettysburg during Lincoln's address. He was a practical joker even then.

[Richardo]

2. Paging Senator Daschle! We found them!!

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[ronnykmarshall]

10. Excellent!

[HereSince1628]

3. I really hate it when newspapers publish that spiders are insects.

It's sort of like calling Bush a member of the DLC...An understandable mistake for the uninformed, but an egregious error for insiders.

[Lizz612]

4. Not really either, actualy

"Harvestmen arachnids are sometimes mistaken for spiders but they are more closely related to ticks or mites because they do not spin webs. " Same link as above further down.

[HereSince1628]

5. touche.

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[ima_sinnic]

6. they are in different orders, all under Class Arachnida

mites & ticks = Order Acari
spiders = Order Araneae
harvestmen (daddy longlegs) = Order Opiliones

insects are elsewhere in the scheme of things, different class (Hexapoda) altogether

[oldleftguy]

8. Where do you put the batteries?

:bounce:

[ronnykmarshall]

9. Them's some old balls!