The Cat that Deep-Fried the Canary of all CAPTIONS!!! (Juicy one!)

[skip fox]

[Brucey]

1. Let's see...

$87bn divided by one...

[cosmicdot]

5. ding ding ding ding

and, we have a winner!

[myrna minx]

13. Brilliant.

LOL. :toast:

[skip fox]

15. Though I typically prefer longer CAPTIONS, I gotta admit

this was very sweet! Buried the nail with one blow.

[cosmicdot]

2. Sneer is sneering: the name is Potter and I own this town, you see

... all you weak-kneed Bailey types just don't know how to make an evil buck ... you'll all be my slaves you liberal wimps and your little dogs' Toto, too... think you're going to get me, eh? ... don't forget the five votes in my pocket ... and the pardon power ... I'm not going anywhere except to the bank ...

[Birthmark]

3. I must stop Christmas from coming, but HOW?!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Where will you be when your pacemaker quits working?

Up to no good is where Dick is 24/7!

[Wickerman]

6. Little girl, is that Candy? Bring it to me, Uncle Dick gets all the Candy

[ewagner]

7. ...and now...

on to Whoville..............

[44wax]

8. Lyin' Ass Snarly Pants chokes down another whopper, awaiting money shot

[maxanne]

9. "I ha ve more money than God,

a lifetime supply of Viagra, and Ann Coulter thinks I'm sexy.."

[skip fox]

10. Dick is thinking: "That stupid shit! Said right in the cabinet meeting

that Columbus was the first president. For cryin' out loud. And when we all started laughing, he damn near pissed his pants. Had to cross his legs. . . He's lucky I was laughing too hard to take him out back for another lesson. Besides, we're waiting a new shipment of enema bags. But boy, . . . when they come in . . . ! Well, he'll sure know not to even raise his hand again when we're in a meeting. . . unless he really has to go that is. . . . Ha!"

[skip fox]

11. Cheney is thinking: "Damn! Just off a great week at my undisclosed

location. Got all rested up. Anyone asks me, the best Hooters is in Newark. Hands down. Gave my pacemaker quite a little run through, but really charged up the ol' batteries. Feel rip-roaring ready to go. Syria . . . Here we come, baby!"

[GOPisEvil]

12. Wow. There is a God. That hurricane got my ass off the front page..

[myomy]

14. ÒDonÕt fuck with me Lone RangerÓ

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