Cheney look-alike blames Saddam Hussein™ for everything

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A person claiming to be US Vice President Dick "Head" Cheney has alleged on American television that
failed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein™ is to blame for all world problems.

The allegation was made over the past weekend in an interview on NBC's "Meet the Press". "Mr. Cheney"
reiterated unsubstantiated claims that Mr. Saddam had links with terrorist group al Qaeda and had played a part
in the events of September 11, 2001. Growing increasingly agitated, he went on to allege that Mr. Saddam
and his regime were also directly responsible for all other global problems, including global warming,
poverty, France, the Euro, Fame Academy, and David Beckham, before jumping to his feet and shouting
"USA! USA! USA!".

However, Mr. Cheney apparently disappeared two years ago. Although there have been several reported
sightings of him, there have been none that have withstood scrutiny, and it is believed that the Vice President
may be living wild in the heavily-wooded mountains of West Virginia.

It s believed that, like Mr. Saddam, Mr. Cheney has a number of doubles to act as decoys, as in fact do other
key members of the US administration.

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