It sucks when no one likes you just casue you're the Princess...

[the Princess]

*SIGH*

My Kingdom for a friend! *sniff*

[BlueJazz]

1. We all love you. . except for one person but we made him leave.

[neohippie]

2. You got a friend

Hi

[skylarmae]

3. exactly WHAT KIND of Princess are you?

[the Princess]

9. The Best kind! :)

[AwakeAtLast]

4. Hand over that Kingdom!

Just kiddin'! :pals:

[Jack Schitt]

5. It sucks not knowing Jack Schitt.

:(

[neohippie]

11. have you met my friend and his brother

Jack and Diddley Squat.

[achtung_circus]

6. Why do you insist on calling me "no one"

or is a pet name?

[rkc3]

7. The real princess works at my office - she's a treasure.

We think about burying her three or four times a day.

I hope you're nicer than she is.

[neohippie]

16. me thinks every office has at least one princess

[rkc3]

18. Not like this one - she smiles when she tells you to go fuck yerself.

[the Princess]

21. Then she truely is a Princess! LOL

[rkc3]

23. She's also a rabid bush fan - might be worse than her holier than thou

attitude.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I heard through the grapevine

...that the one who doesn't like you is COLiberal. True? Ha. Ha.

[the Princess]

13. More's the pity! :)

[Nikepallas]

10. ahhh cheer up you got friends

:pals:

[Spinzonner]

12. We'll need an appraisal of the kingdom before considering any trades

[the Princess]

17. Well now

Me thinks the Kingdom would come up short! But I love you anyway. :)

[MrScorpio]

14. My Princess, this sword wielding knight comes to your rescue

I shall defend your honor with this shaft of steel:

[the Princess]

19. Ah Dear Scorpio!

Coming to my aid. Tis lovely to have a dear friend like thee who shows me his sword at times like these! :)

Tis a very nice sword too and so big! :)

[MrScorpio]

22. Do you have a fire-breathing dragon that you wish me to slay?

I will stab the beast repeatedly, my Princess, until it surrenders.

[the Princess]

24. Stab it again and again

Until it breaths it least sigh! Yes - Yes - YESSSSSS Dear Knight I would like that very much!:loveya:

[MrScorpio]

28. The naughty dragon will succumb beneatth the might of my sword

Again, the Dragon is as good as dead.

[Guy Fawkes]

15. Nae Quin, Nae King, Nae Laird, Nae Master! We Willna be fooled again!

-The Nac Mac Feegle (The Wee Free Men)

[the Princess]

20. I have no idea what you just said

But you made me laugh pretty darn hard!!!!!!! LOL

[Fenris]

25. Now is the winter of our discontents.

[the Princess]

26. I thought you said incontinent! LOLOL

the Princess is Dyslexic too! :)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. IWTBOTIWTWOT - It was the best of times it was the worst of times

[Wat_Tyler]

29. Discount camping equipment? Where?

:o

[Fenris]

30. That's still one of the funniest things I've heard.

:D

[the Princess]

31. kick