I fought the law, and the redsox won.

[short bus president]

Seriously - fuckers break one curse and they think they're entitled to win EVERYTHING.

So I'm out in my yard, taking on 3 uniform-wearin' cops, kung-fu-movie style. One of 'em would come at me with a club, and I'd be all like, "woooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" and then I'd beat him down in a flurry of brutal ass-kicking-type motions, real fast. And then another one would come at me, and I'd do something similar, but maybe make a different noise or something for that one. And then the 3rd would get my 5-seconds-airtime bicycle kick to the jaw. And we went on like that for HOURS, 'til those goddamned redsox showed up. There were so many of 'em, and they didn't play by kung-fu-movie rules. They all had bats and just whomped me and the cops to fuckin' mush. Left us there all bloody and "oh, that hurts" like. Scavery fuckin' redsox wantin' to go win everything.