Computer use causes glaucoma

[Chuckup]

Hey, and you though the other thing makes you go blind! Now the computer does!
http://www.healthtalk.ca/glaucoma_computer_11152004_2992.php

[yardwork]

1. They define "heavy computer use" as "several hours a day"

Yikes!!! I atare at the computer screen for only "several hours a day" on the days when I take a break from the computer!

I feel like a drunk who thought 20 beers a day was ok, only to find out that the docs define "heavy drinking" as more than three!

[gerrilea]

9. You guys are hilarious...I needed a good laugh tonight...

thanks..(F)

[BlueJazz]

2. Damn!..First it was Masterbation...now this....Hey!...what if I ...

...Jack-off my computer? Wouldn't that kinda'-like even things out?

[tridim]

3. Cool, now give me medicinal marijuana..

I consider it preemptive medication.

[Webster Green]

4. I'm not worried....

All you have to do is smoke enough pot to keep the glaucoma away.

[FuzzySlippers]

5. What does this post say?

Why can't I read this post? OH DAMMIT! SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY EYES!!!!!!

[elperromagico]

6. Good thing I smoke so much pot then, eh?

:P

[Nag Champa]

13. This is perfect.

Im going to my doctor with this study and demanding a "preemptive" prescription for mary.

Now if only we could get the medicinal mushrooms legislation rolling, I wouldn't care who stole what election.

[PartyPooper]

7. Can I DU only until I need glasses?

:D

[sans qualia]

8. That's why some of us have replaced our eyes

with wireless, USB compatible cybernetic implants. I get DU beamed directly into my visual cortex. :tinfoilhat:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Thank you for this!

Mr GoddessOfGuinness's mom had glaucoma, and he always scores very high on the test. He also uses the computer a great deal...

[Dookus]

11. and if you jerk off at the computer

your eyeballs will explode.

[Champ]

12. Cool, I have an excuse now!

:smoke: