I just got a red swingline stapler! Ask me Anything!

[mkregel]

go ahead...YOU KNOW YOU WANNNNA!

[Fenris]

1. Hi Milton. How's it going?

:D

We're gonna go ahead and move you into the basement...

[mkregel]

2. but..but...but...but

...that's it...I'll put stricnine in the quacamole...

[Paragon]

3. OK, but...

...I'm gonna set the building on fire...

[populistmom]

4. Standard size or mini-staples?

[mkregel]

5. standard of course!

nt

[mitchtv]

6. Did you ever see the Swingline Stapler sign in Long Island City?

it was a landmark in Neon, don't know if its still there

[undergroundrailroad]

7. Is the packaging environmental friendly?

Also, is it a 'candy' red?

UGRR

[no name no slogan]

8. That totally ROCKS

My avatar image on M$N IM is the pic of Milton peaking around his cube wall with the stapler on a pile of papers on his desk. I also created a red stapler emoticon for MSN IM, which I use on occassion. Msg me if you want either of them-- I'll email 'em to you.

Now, my question: what's the matter with teenagers nowdays?

[Iris]

9. metal or acrylic?

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. We need you to go ahead and move your things to the basement...

and we have a bit of a roach problem, so you go ahead and get yourself a flashlight and a can of insecticide....

[lazarus]

11. did you know

That Swingline didn't actually make a red stapler until the demand that Office Space created forced them to?