My threads sink like stones. Why is that?

[norml]

I did have one which seemed to have flame potential titled "No Sex Threads?",with text saying,"That's news to me." but it was quickly deleted.

[short bus president]

1. Too much fiber in yer diet.

Try eating more fats and oils. You'll develop some floaters.

:P

[Bluzmann57]

2. Don't know

Mine sink fast too. Welcome to thread killerville.

[norml]

24. Thanks to all who contributed,but not even this one caught fire!

My theory,my threads are too serious,too straightforward so they sink.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. You need to put your threads on a low carb diet....

:)

[XNASA]

4. I think it's because you're too normal.

:shrug:

[GeorgeBushytail]

19. Kick n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

5. Don't include an anchor in your post?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. This Nicorette is burning my lip.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. yours too?

regardless, i like this gum waaaaaaay too much.

[Wat_Tyler]

7. Maybe this isn't the right board for Nazi amputee erotica?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. One time in high school

I wrote a story about a man who violated a supermarket turkey. The literary magazine rejected it.

[Wat_Tyler]

12. How dare they crush your rights. Need a lawyer?

[asthmaticeog]

13. Subit it to the mag I work for.

I'll bet we take it. We did a news story about something very similar once. Only it was a woman.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. I'm submitting it to Grocery Fetish Monthly.

In their "Dear GFM" section. :thumbsup:

[asthmaticeog]

16. I have an in with their Managing Editor!

We used to date. Don't ask why we broke up - whatever you're imagining is probably in the ballpark.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. I imagine you got into a fight over a Rubik's cube.

Am I close?

[asthmaticeog]

20. Nah, I bested her quite handily at Rubik's Cube.

Me: 43 seconds.
Her: unable to complete.

Our sex life, mercifully, was nothing like our Rubik's Cube skills.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. I got that with my subscription to Nude World Traveler magazine

[ohiosmith]

8. Use the word "suck" more often.

[Misunderestimator]

10. Meatloaf

[no name no slogan]

15. Yours too, eh?

You need to get people off your ignore list.

[GeorgeBushytail]

17. We should have a contest

To come up with a thread subject guaranteed to catch fire.

Off the top of my head:

"Drudge Flash - Nude photos of Condi and Cheney in hotel romp!"

"Ohio Recount - Nader Won!"

"My threads sink like stones. Why is that?"

That last one is weak. Needs work. Any other ideas? We could try them out scientifically.

[nicolemrw]

21. i dunnow

the one thread i ever started here sank with only one reply too, so your not alone... :eyes:

[sans qualia]

23. Because they have a higher density than the extrathreadular matrix

Clearly.

[billyskank]

25. You've obviously got my genes

Do you kill fast-moving threads stone dead too?

[Zomby Woof]

26. I just rescued you

From the bottom of page 20.

[NightTrain]

27. Because you have not accepted Jesus as your personal savior.

Duh! :P

[flowomo]

28. OK, I accept.... now go kick my post about Thanksgiving...

which is already sunk below the event horizon.....

[baba]

29. Kick

There ya go!

:)

[Qanisqineq]

30. mine do too

and I kill other people's threads. I guess this one will die now and it will be all my fault. :cry:

[Abelman]

31. This one is doing fine.

Don't know what the problem is.