I still like those "Real Men of Genius" radio commercials.

[Beware the Beast Man]

What's wrong with me?

[trotsky]

1. Nothing, as long as you don't buy the crap beer they're selling!

I think they're pretty funny too.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Ugghh...Bud Light.

:puke:

But "forecast for Rio de Janiero: massive flooding and then, snow." still cracks me up! (Mr. Snow Globe Souvenir Inventor)

[motely36]

2. Here's to you mister really bad toupee wearer!

[WoodrowFan]

4. me too

wish I could find the scripts online instead of MP3 files.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. My wife and I went to a baseball game last summer

And she started singing "woven metal thiiing!" when the infield rakers came out. :D

[WoodrowFan]

8. found some!

mr. major league infield raker

bud light presents: real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. major league infield raker
(mr. major league infield raker)
your precision movements and split second timing keep America's infields safe for play, and covered with cool swirly designs
(swirly designs!)
millions watch as you weave your standard issue rake inches from the bag, then skillfully switch to the more advanced woven metal thing on a chain
(woven metal thing!)
yeah it has a name, but we wouldn't understand. why? because we're not mr. major league infield raker
so crack open an ice cold bud light oh duke of dirt, because for every kid who wants to be a major league slugger, there's another who wants to be a guy with a rake
(infield raker guy!)


http://www.neonowl.net/budlight/view.php?lyrics=majorleague

[Goathead]

6. Changed from "American hero" to "genius"

Did anybody catch that. It started off as "Real American heros" and then we had Sept. 11 and they changed it to "Real men of genius". Wouldn't want to get those beer-swilling NASCAR heros mixed up with real firefighters and such now would we? Budweiser sucks ass!

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Yes, I noticed that right away.

And yes, Bud sucks ass...but they're funny commercials.

[VTdem]

7. I love those commercials!

Make me laugh every time. The ones they play on the radio are even
more funny.

[elehhhhna]

10. mister taco-salad inventor. LOLOL. Love 'em all.

[Kid_A]

11. That's my favorite one.

"It's a huge pile of ground beef, sour cream, and a million kinds of cheese dumped on top of a tiny bit of lettuce. Is it healthy, you ask? Of course it is! It's a salad!"

Hilarious!!