What does a girl need to do to get some attention around here?

[yvr girl]

I need some flirting action. I'm in training.

[Beer Snob-50]

1. dance on the table!!!

[yvr girl]

6. you pick the tune, I'll do the dance

[Beer Snob-50]

something slow and sultry

[yvr girl]

40. You got it baby

I have a large collection of Jazz

[Beer Snob-50]

53. Oh baby!!!

I think I may need a shower right now.

[yvr girl]

57. If only I could join you

[Beer Snob-50]

65. I agree

but it begs the question, If I wash you, would you wash me?:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

68. it would only be fair

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Tequila!

And get some big white platform boots...

[NewJeffCT]

2. hey baby

Have we met before?

;-)

[yvr girl]

11. I don't think so

I would definitely remember you

[NewJeffCT]

19. in that case

Hi, my name is Jeff, do you come here often?

do you mind if I say that you look lovely today?

[yvr girl]

26. I don't mind at all

I'm sure glad I came this time

[NewJeffCT]

44. Come as often as you'd like

What brings you to the Lounge today?

[yvr girl]

51. Shelter from the rain

Looking for a bit of fun and frolick

[NewJeffCT]

61. frolick away

though, a good frolic in the rain is always fun, too.

Hope you come back to the Lounge many more times in the future.

[yvr girl]

64. I actually love to frolic in the rain

I like all forms of water.

[ewagner]

3. happy to oblige

;-)

[yvr girl]

Can you buy me a lattee with extra foam

[ewagner]

23. You got it!

[fryguy]

4. training for what?

a flirt-a-thon of some sort?

[yvr girl]

18. I'm in training to meet you

I want to leave a good impression

[fryguy]

20. well you're well on your way...

....how goes your day?

[Jessica]

Hey there...

;-) Nothing like girlie flirting to get some attention...

[NewJeffCT]

10. can we watch?

cue porn music...

[yvr girl]

28. I don't know if I speak for Jessica but

I would only be kissing her for effect.

[Jessica]

29. Same here...

But - what the hell, right?

[NewJeffCT]

45. go for it

I'll imagine that you're both really into it.

[yvr girl]

60. You'd rather watch two women kiss than kiss one yourself?

[NewJeffCT]

66. yes because

I'm married - I don't kiss women other than my wife. So, I have to have my fun in imagining watching two women make out or by the occasional imaginery online flirting.

[yvr girl]

69. I can respect that

[yvr girl]

21. Just imagine the havock we would cause

if we kissed a little. Guys seem to like that girl on girl thing.

[lakemonster11]

102. I once hugged a female friend at a bar

and we immediately had about ten guys around us offering to buy us drinks.

[yvr girl]

134. I'll have to remember that next time I'm low on cash

Too funny

[exJW]

27. And remember, "a 32mm hole is the right choice for most boxes

being a perfectly acceptable size for all the tits, Nuthatches




and Tree ...birdcare.com/birdon/birdcare/tipsheets/nestboxes.html - 9k - Nov 14, 2004"

[Itascapark]

5. Run for president...

I'll vote for ya. :hi:

[yvr girl]

25. I can't unless they pass the Arnold rule

Even then, there might be some sort of rule about being a citizen

[Worst Username Ever]

7. show us your oh never mind

[TeddyKGB]

8. Hot tub bikini photos - works every time.

:silly:

[salinen]

9. Ooopps!

I spilled my drink on your beautiful dress. Maybe a couple minutes in the dryer will fix that. In the mean time, slip under the warm comforter.

[yvr girl]

30. You don't want me walking around in my lingerie?

If you insist, but I want company.

[salinen]

86. Lingerie

Well I really like the feel of silk. Not those cheap slutty "Fredericks" type naughtie bits, but expensive classic lingerie. Yvr girl, I'm not in love with you yet. I must meet your parents before I make any decisions.

[yvr girl]

91. My tastes are very classic - champagne silk

My lingerie is even on the modest side, because I think unwrapping the package is half the fun.

You need to woo me a bit before I'll introduce you to my parents.

[Gothic Sponge]

12. TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!

:silly:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. Use what God gave you...

Pretend you're trying to get beads on Burbon Street during Mardi Gras.
Duckie

[yvr girl]

31. I'm not a Girls Gone Wild kind of girl

I like things a bit more intimate

[YellowRubberDuckie]

39. It was a joke....

I wasn't being serious....
Duckie

[yvr girl]

50. Relax

A flirting thread is hardly the place to take things seriously

[YellowRubberDuckie]

55. Just making sure.

[flakey_foont]

15. Shake your Money Maker

[theorist]

16. You better be careful.

I might have to come over there. ;)

[yvr girl]

32. Nothing wrong with that

[theorist]

35. Feeling a little dangerous, then?

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

43. are you dangerous?

[theorist]

89. Strangers and strange people can be extremely dangerous.

So I guess you'll have to figure it out on your own. ;)

[yvr girl]

92. Well then, I guess we'll have to meet in public first.

[theorist]

98. What's more your style? Coffee house or biker bar?

[yvr girl]

106. Definitely coffee house

I would stick out like Shirley Temple in a biker bar.

[theorist]

108. Right answer. I look too much like a scientist, myself.

;)

[yvr girl]

110. yes, but are you more like

Dr. Jeckyl or Mr. Hyde?

[theorist]

113. Depends

upon what mood you catch me in. And insanity is always in the eye of the beholder, right?

[yvr girl]

116. That's crazy talk

[theorist]

121. Is it?

I thought I was being sweet. :)

[yvr girl]

123. I mis-read your earlier post

Ignore the crazy comment. You were being sweet.

[theorist]

126. I'm not offended, but...

how would I go about ignoring you? Doesn't seem possible at this point.

[yvr girl]

128. Why? Do you want to ignore me?

I'm so sad.

[theorist]

130. Look at post 123, honey.

Will you let me cheer you up, now? :)

[yvr girl]

132. Ignore the comment, not me

Please, do.

[theorist]

137. Do you have any plans tonight?

I can be quite the comforting conversationalist. I just feel so bad for making you think I'd want to ignore any part of you.

[yvr girl]

140. I do now

You can make it up to me...somehow...

[danostuporstar]

17. i see yr from canada

care to sponser a lonely blue-stater lookin' bring some hot-blodded american goodness north-o-tha-border?

[7th_Sephiroth]

24. hell no, i called her first

i'm from florida and she will help ME leave this god forsaken hell hole

[yvr girl]

36. You called me first

Is that like calling shotgun?

[7th_Sephiroth]

37. its like asking first

sweetness (flirt)

[yvr girl]

46. Well in that case

:*

[7th_Sephiroth]

48. yaaaaay

*brings u flowers*

[yvr girl]

78. Aren't you sweet

I love flowers.
:*

[7th_Sephiroth]

138. *brings some chocolates in a heart shaped box*

^___^

[yvr girl]

141. Heart shaped box - sounds like old chocolates to me - square box

Will you feed them to me? We could invent our own kind of chocolate kiss.

[yvr girl]

34. I would need to get to know you better first

[Huckebein the Raven]

22. If I learned to love poutine would that get your attention ?

I've never had it.

[yvr girl]

38. I've never had it either

We could feed it to each other

[Huckebein the Raven]

41. I'm fine with that. Perhaps we can go to the House of Tim afterwards

[yvr girl]

76. Do you need the caffeine

Are you planning on being up all night?

[Huckebein the Raven]

90. Well yes if you get my drift

[yvr girl]

96. I know a 24 Hour Timmies

Is that what you mean? Or did you have a specific plan for all that caffeine induced energy?

[Huckebein the Raven]

100. I had a plan

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

107. plans are a good thing

or we could just play it by ear

[Huckebein the Raven]

111. anything you want.

[yvr girl]

114. I like the sound of that

[Huckebein the Raven]

124. I knew you would.

I am willing to what's necessary to please a lady

[yvr girl]

125. You have to love a man on a mission

[the Princess]

33. Naked pics help

Just a suggestion. :)

[kick-ass-bob]

42. d'uh!

Boobie flash!

[yvr girl]

71. so, you're saying you're easy

[Beer Snob-50]

47. I need more

you get down to something sexy, I get down to something sexy and we wrestle while listening to some sleezy blues.

[yvr girl]

63. So if I pin you to the mattress, I win?

Can't it be sexy music? Does it have to be sleazy?

[Beer Snob-50]

67. YOu are right, should be sexy.

Yes, you would win, but then I would insist on best two out of three.

[yvr girl]

70. We might get all sweaty

[Beer Snob-50]

82. And the problem with that is...............

btw, pouring tequila on hot, sweaty bodies can be very satisfing!!!

[yvr girl]

84. Not a problem just that after we get all sweaty and

douse each other with tequila, and have a little taste... We'll need to have a long, hot shower.

I'm just saying that we'll need to allow enough time.

[Beer Snob-50]

97. We would also need enough time before the moderators

lock this thread (or at least until Kenneth Starr gets his hands on it).

[yvr girl]

101. shhh

[Beer Snob-50]

105. **turns on the shower***

quiet now!

[yvr girl]

112. soap or shower gel?

[Beer Snob-50]

118. gel!

wash your back ?

[yvr girl]

122. absolutely

Then I'll do you.

[Beer Snob-50]

127. I appeciate that!!

I am leaving the office for the day....thank you for helping make the day fly by!!

[yvr girl]

129. I'm shocked. Flirting at work.

Shocked I say.

You're welcome. Have a good trip home.

[Dora]

49. Show yer tits. That always works.

Oh, my goodness. There goes my inner sailor again.

[bloodyjack]

52. sup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Susang]

54. Play hard to get

Works every time. ;-)

[Wat_Tyler]

56. Stop posting completely for a period of several months

Then, with any luck, people will start posting 'where's yvr girl' threads, and you can make a glorious comeback.
Remember, you've got to go away to come back.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. I'm with Liv on this one - its the only way

[WoodrowFan]

58. become sec state

[pdx_prog]

59. smooch smooch smooch

smooch smooch!.....ahhhh..:)

[KamaAina]

72. One would think the Vancouver airport code would suffice

these days, what with Fascist Amerika tightening its iron grip seemingly by the hour; have you tried "Marry an American"?

As far as plain old flirting goes, I fear that lioness has pretty much cornered the market on that :-) but what the hey, here goes:

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

</horrible-pickup-lines>

[yvr girl]

73. Sure and 604-555-1234

[pdx_prog]

77. If that's your real number you will be busy most of the afternoon...

Fighting off rowdy DU'rs...:)

[yvr girl]

80. It's my new work out plan

Who needs yoga?

[eataTREE]

74. Hey sweet knees... can I buy you a drink?

Something strong and sweet...

[yvr girl]

75. the stronger the better

I feel like getting a little tipsy

[eataTREE]

79. Something with rum, and fruit juice, and a paper umbrella.

So sweet you can hardly tell it's booze. Finished already? Can I get you another?

Hey, the moon is beautiful tonight, wanna take a little stroll along the canal and see?

[yvr girl]

81. The submarine races.

I've met men like you before. Always leading a girl astray.

[eataTREE]

93. Guilty as charged, m'dear... but they all so enjoyed the trip!

(Too bad there's no "leer" smiley.)

I think I need a shower now. I'm turning into a lounge lizard...

[yvr girl]

99. I'm not totally against going astray

Submarine races are fun - especially if there's a big finish

[Nestea]

83. Oh you've done it now for suree

Pulls out a random bad pickup line:

That's a nice shirt. It would look great on my floor.

[yvr girl]

85. I love it when a man knows how to decorate.

[Nestea]

88. Is that what they're calling it these days?

;-)

[yvr girl]

94. floor coverings usually fall into that category

[Nestea]

95. It would only be a temporary floor covering

You could put it back on afterwards.

[yvr girl]

103. How very kind

[Nestea]

104. Don't mention it

[bluestategoddess]

87. Training?

For bar hopping? Clubbing? Or general good times?

[NoodleBoy]

109. you, me, a bucket of chicken and Halo 2

sounds like a good time. just don't try like... talking to me when I'm killing Elites, or anything else. thanks.

[yvr girl]

115. Do you still have a curfew?

[NoodleBoy]

117. curfew? the xbox is at my dad's house, like the rest of my stuff

we don't have to worry about a curfew.

[yvr girl]

119. A guy needs to have his own place, sorry.

[NoodleBoy]

120. sweet, more fried chicken for me.

[Endangered Specie]

131. Post pictures

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

133. That would be too easy

[qnr]

135. The type wasn't specified n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

136. I find that sitting in a green-painted room makes me feel creative.

[underpants]

139. A suggestion

http://www.westernthickburger.com/

[yvr girl]

142. You saw my commercial!

[underpants]

143. YIPES!

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

144. I got to keep the bull

Do you want to ride it with me?

[Moderator]

145. Locking

All members should be aware of our policies in the Lounge by now. If you want to get your jollies, go to a website which is set up specifically for that sort of thing.