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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 02:30 PM
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Gather 'Round Kiddies For Matcom's Cowboy/Lesbian Joke Of The Day!
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 02:35 PM
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1. don't you also have to have an "innie" to qualify?

although (adjust flame retardant clothing) many cowboys and lesbians both sport mullets :evilgrin:

maybe you're on to something there.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 02:38 PM
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2. and cowboys
don't wear comfortable shoes..

(points to sui generis) He MADE me say it!!
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Zan_of_Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 02:49 PM
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3. ha - this is one of my favorite jokes.
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