Have you ever met someone who like, talked like this?

[UdoKier]

You know, where like, every other fuckin' word is fuckin' and you start to fuckin' think that they're some sort of fuckin' psycho with fuckin' tourettes of somethin? You know, those fuckin' guys you used to fuckin' hang around with when you wanted to score some fuckin' weed?

Do you think those fuckin' guys were the ones who like, eventually fuckin' grew up to be FUCKING REPUBLICAN BUSH VOTERS?

[shaolinmonkey]

1. They use the f-word like a comma.

That should be part of the Grammar curriculum.

"Whenever you feel like saying 'fucking', insert a comma."

[Dora]

2. Quit fuckin' talkin' about me!

Seriously, my husband and I slip into this horribly lazy language that you describe. But usually only when we're with each other in our home.

[Jack Schitt]

3. 1/2 of my ex girlfriends.

[Dookus]

4. I grew up in NY

so yeah, I met a lotta people like that. Hell, even nuns talk like that in NY.

[Worst Username Ever]

5. CHECK OUT THSI WEBSITE

type in any URL, like the DU front page.

http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/

[LynzM]

6. LMAO

I've seen several variations of that, this one is well-done!