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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 03:23 PM
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Well, I let Drunk barber cut my hair
He was sober, and did a fine job.

After me one of the local cops came in and asked if he had number two clippers or three.
The DB replied "What the fuck are you talking about, I've got clippers"
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skylarmae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 03:32 PM
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1. There used to be this old joke, 'what do you call a drunk barber in
a maternity ward? A bush wacker...
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 03:33 PM
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2. Did he shave your head?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:02 PM
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4. Nah, little off the sides
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 03:40 PM
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3. I'm going to miss these stories
:(
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:05 PM
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5. Drunk Barber=great name for a band.
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