Psalm 23 , GOP style

[clydefrand]

-----Original Message-----



Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. ROFLMAO

great post!!

[wildeyed]

2. another version

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.

He maketh me lie down on park benches,

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party.

He leadeth me into the paths of unemployment for his cronies' sake.

Yea, though no weapons of mass destruction
have been found, he maketh me continue to fear Evil.

His tax cuts for the rich and his deficit spending discomfort me.

He anointeth me with never-ending debt:

Verily my days of savings and assets are kaput.

Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of his administration,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever