How many Freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[ButterflyBlood]

give me the punch line.

[PittPoliSci]

1. 1 to do it, 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

...to blame bill clinton's penis for it burning out in the first place.

[DS1]

2. 8

One to screw in the new bulb, one to throw the switch, and 6 to ride their 'lectrik generatin' bikes fast enough to create 80 Watts.

[Ohio Dem]

3. 37.

2 to actually do the screwing in of the bulb. (One, to their credit, holds the ladder.)

12 to post threads claiming the bulb screwers are heroes and bashing liberals for not wanting any light.

13 to post threads bashing liberals for using the freepers' shitter while the two smart freepers changed the bulb.

10 to post threads claiming that Osama and Saddam blew out the original bulb. With the help of Democrats, of course.

Edited twice because I seem to have a typing malfunction in my brain. Damn freepers.

[flamingyouth]

4. Do Freepers screw?

Scary

[Ohio Dem]

5. LOL

Good point.

[liberalmuse]

6. What's the point?

Freepers can't see the light, anyway.

[buff2]

7. None

They're still trying to figure out how to get inside the bulb! :evilgrin:

[JohnyCanuck]

8. 2, one to screw in the light bulb

and one to guard the port-a-potty.

[Ohio Dem]

16. I'm glad we haven't forgotten about their port-a-potty.

God, they loved that shitter.

[RobertSeattle]

9. Five

1 To Blame Clinton for not anticipating the light burning out
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the replacement bulb ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder set up
1 To Blame Clinton for not telling them to flick the light swtich ON since the bulb was working anyway.

[Ohio Dem]

14. I think we have a winner.

That's funny. I'm actually LOL right now.

[TrogL]

10. none

they expect Jaysus to do it

[Skittles]

11. they wouldn't screw it in

they'd just screw it

[Brucey]

12. It takes two.

One buys a new lightbulb from Halliburton for three million dollars. The second takes the old lightbulb over to Social Security Administration.

[Pale Blue Dot]

13. LOL nt

[Ohio Dem]

15. Yeah, that's pretty funny, too.

So many good minds here.

[Ohio Dem]

17. KICK! I really like this thread.

Come on evilDUers! Finish the joke! I love all the responses so far, as they remind us of who we're really fighting against. (Hint: It's not the other Democratic candidates. It's the fucking Republicans. You have to admit, that was a pretty good hint.)

Make fun of the freepers! Do it here!