The virgin Mary just appeared in my window!

[Liberal Veteran]

Should I call the cops or invite her in for tea and crumpets.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Sell the window on Ebay!

:hi:

[russian33]

2. Sell her on ebay! I hear you get big bucks for that.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Can I sell my neighbor's kid, Mary, who is 5 on ebay?

:)

[russian33]

6. On ebay you can sell anythig, just yesterday I was selling a loose nuke

oh, I shouldn't have said that...never mind

[matcom]

3. make her a grilled cheese SAMMWICH!!

its all the rage these days

oh and let me know what color thong she wears. i've ALWAYS been curious

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. It's blue, of course. I mean come on....

This is a woman who would match fer her son's sake!! :hi:

[PoohStuff]

7. Invite her in just for tea

you wouldn't wanna take the risk of her appearing in the crumpets and mistakingly biting into it like some ppl we know of.... :silly:

[Robeson]

8. Invite her in for tea and crumpets...

...and ask her where she and God have been all these years.

[pdx_prog]

9. She was in my oatmeal the other day too...

Man, she gets around!

[one_true_leroy]

10. So she's a virgin AND a voyeur? The voyeur Mary?

just make sure she leaves a virgin... don't want the fundies mad atcha.

[MrMonk]

11. Does she really look like Sinead O'Connor?

[Liberal Veteran]

12. No, but she sings like her....

...oh wait, that's just my next door neighbor with a chainsaw.