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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:54 PM
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A Virgin Just Appeard At My Door!
she tells me i must spank her!

WHY THE HELL AM I STILL SITTING HERE POSTING ON DU????????
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:55 PM
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1. Addiction, maybe?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:56 PM
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2. Because you're a Values Voter.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:56 PM
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3. Because usually there is good reason why she is a virgin..for example.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:56 PM
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4. MOMMY!!!!!!!
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:56 PM
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5. You need help
there are several 12 step programs available - I suggest you check out your local yellow pages.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:56 PM
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6. The species thing
You're not used to spanking virgins. Not after having only spanked the monkey.

--bkl
Don't hurt me.
If you do, I won't be able to vote in 2006.
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eataTREE Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:56 PM
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7. Because your fellow knights came to rescue you from certain peril?
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 04:58 PM
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8. It far too perilous.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:00 PM
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9. Oh really?
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:01 PM
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10. Did a virgin just DISAPPEAR from your door?
Lecherous minds would like to know...

:evilgrin:
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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:02 PM
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11. You are just sick! Disgusting!
I mean a virgin is asking you for a spanking, and you're typing on a DU forum????

C'mon!
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