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Tue Nov-16-04 05:07 PM
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A Virginian just appeared at my door |
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He emptied the trash and moved on.
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:08 PM
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:08 PM
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2. will you auction the trash on ebay? n/t |
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:09 PM
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:10 PM
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Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven.
First thing that happens to him is, George Washington comes up and punches him in the nose, knocking him down.
Osama gets up, dusts himself off, and the next thing he knows, Thomas Jefferson comes up and punches him in the nose, knocking him down.
Once again Osama gets up, only to have James Madison come up and punch him in the nose.
So Osama looks around for some help, and as it happens, Saint Peter is walking by. So Osama calls out to ask him what's going on.
Saint Peter says, "Oh, I meant to tell you about this. It seems there has been a transcription error. It was supposed to say that when you get to Heaven, you meet 72 Virginians!"
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:15 PM
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That is the second ever Vriginian involved joke
How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three
One to change it and two to "remebah how good the oooooooold one was"
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:22 PM
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Edited on Tue Nov-16-04 05:23 PM by Sequoia
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:22 PM
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but I hear cowboys is REAL pop'lar with the ladies around here
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Tue Nov-16-04 05:37 PM
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8. Virginian's taste good |
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do you have a big pot. I'll be over in a minute.
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